The Confessions of Artemas Quibble: Being the Ingenuous and Unvarnished History of Artemas Quibble, Esquire, One-Time Practitioner in the New York Criminal Courts, Together with an Account of the Divers Wiles, Tricks, Sophistries, Technicalities, and Sundry Artifices of Himself and Others of the Fraternity, Commonly Yclept "Shysters" or "Shyster Lawyers"Train, Arthur Cheney
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The Confessions of Artemas Quibble: Being the Ingenuous and Unvarnished History of Artemas Quibble, Esquire, One-Time Practitioner in the New York Criminal Courts, Together with an Account of the Divers Wiles, Tricks, Sophistries, Technicalities, and Sundry Artifices of Himself and Others of the Fraternity, Commonly Yclept "Shysters" or "Shyster Lawyers"
Train, Arthur Cheney
Attorney and client -- Fiction; Legal stories; New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction
One of the most ingenious devices for extorting money that ever
came to my attention was invented by a client of mine named Levine
--a poor sort of character, to be sure, but cleverer than many a
better man. In detail his method was as follows: He first bought
at wholesale a large quantity of cheap watches covered with gold
plate. To the inexperienced they looked as if they might possibly
be worth forty or fifty dollars apiece. They cost Levine about
two dollars and twenty-five cents each. His next step was to select
some small shop belonging to a plumber, grocer, or electrician
which was ordinarily left in the charge of a clerk while the owner
was out attending to his work or securing orders. Levine would
find some excuse for entering the shop, engage the clerk in
conversation, and having secured his attention would produce one
of his watches and extol its merits at length, explaining what a
great bargain it was and how--only owing to an exceptional
concatenation of circumstances--he was able to offer it for the
ridiculously low figure of thirty dollars.
Now it never made any difference to Levine whether the clerk wanted
the watch or not. His procedure remained the same in all cases.
He would first offer to let the fellow have it by paying one dollar
a week on the installment plan. If this did not appeal to the
clerk Levine would persuade him to keep it for a short time on
approval, paying down a dollar "as security." Almost all of his
victims would agree to this if only to be rid of him. In default
of aught else he would lay the watch on the counter and run away.
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