The Confessions of Artemas Quibble: Being the Ingenuous and Unvarnished History of Artemas Quibble, Esquire, One-Time Practitioner in the New York Criminal Courts, Together with an Account of the Divers Wiles, Tricks, Sophistries, Technicalities, and Sundry Artifices of Himself and Others of the Fraternity, Commonly Yclept "Shysters" or "Shyster Lawyers"Train, Arthur Cheney
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The Confessions of Artemas Quibble: Being the Ingenuous and Unvarnished History of Artemas Quibble, Esquire, One-Time Practitioner in the New York Criminal Courts, Together with an Account of the Divers Wiles, Tricks, Sophistries, Technicalities, and Sundry Artifices of Himself and Others of the Fraternity, Commonly Yclept "Shysters" or "Shyster Lawyers"
Train, Arthur Cheney
Attorney and client -- Fiction; Legal stories; New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction
"Pish!" answers the employer. "That is all very well; but what
have you to say to the judgment of the court? Now, my fine fellow,
you will either pay up this money that you owe or I'll advance it
myself and take it out of your wages."
In every case, despite the protests of the clerk, the money would
be handed over and the shop released from levy. Unfortunately,
after working the game for several years, Levine came a cropper by
carelessly trying it on one of the same clerks that he had victimized
some time before. The clerk, being of an unusually vindictive
disposition, followed the matter up. Having first arrested the
man who made the false affidavit of service, he induced him to turn
State's evidence against my client and landed the latter in jail.
Being a great reader, however, Levine did not find his incarceration
particularly unpleasant; and, hearing of the Court of Appeals
decision in the McDuff case, he spent his time in devising new
schemes to take the place of his now antiquated specialty. On his
release he immediately became a famous "sick engineer" and for a
long time enjoyed the greatest prosperity, until one of his friends
victimized him at his own game by inducing him to bet ten thousand
dollars on the outcome of a prize-fight that he was simple-minded
enough to believe had already been fought and won.
This was an elaborate variation of the ordinary wire-tapping game,
where the sucker or lamb is introduced to a person alleged to be
an inside official of a large telegraph company, who is ready to
sell advance information of the results of sporting events in return
for a share in the profits. The victim is taken to a supposed
"branch office" of the company and actually hears the results of
the races coming in over the wires and being telephoned to the pool-
rooms. Of course the whole place is merely a plant fitted up for
his benefit. He is then taken to a supposed pool-room and gives
up his money for the purpose of having it placed as a wager on a
horse-race already won. Under the McDuff case, it had been held
by the courts that he had parted with his money for an illegal and
dishonest purpose--to wit, in an attempt to win money from another
who was wagering his own money in good faith--and the rogue who
had seduced his conscience and slit his purse went free. This was
Levine's favorite field of operations.
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