The Confessions of Artemas Quibble: Being the Ingenuous and Unvarnished History of Artemas Quibble, Esquire, One-Time Practitioner in the New York Criminal Courts, Together with an Account of the Divers Wiles, Tricks, Sophistries, Technicalities, and Sundry Artifices of Himself and Others of the Fraternity, Commonly Yclept "Shysters" or "Shyster Lawyers"Train, Arthur Cheney
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The Confessions of Artemas Quibble: Being the Ingenuous and Unvarnished History of Artemas Quibble, Esquire, One-Time Practitioner in the New York Criminal Courts, Together with an Account of the Divers Wiles, Tricks, Sophistries, Technicalities, and Sundry Artifices of Himself and Others of the Fraternity, Commonly Yclept "Shysters" or "Shyster Lawyers"
Train, Arthur Cheney
Attorney and client -- Fiction; Legal stories; New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction
"My dear Quib," answered Gottlieb soothingly, "don't agitate yourself
over so trifling a matter. The only living man who can prove that
Hawkins was served is Bunce--and Bunce is a fool. At best it would
simply be one swearing against the other. We have a perfect right
to believe Hawkins in preference to Bunce if we choose. Anyhow,
we're not the judge. All we have to do is to present the evidence
at our command--if we can get it. And, by God! we will get it if
it costs us ten thousand dollars! Why, Quib, the thing is a
windfall. Thirty-five thousand! Why, thirty-five _hundred_ for
such a case would be a big fee!"
"I don't know!" I answered, for I felt a curious premonition in
the matter. "Something tells me that we ought to take no chances."
"Come, come!" quoth Gottlieb, with a light show of irritation.
"Don't lose your nerve. You've done many a worse thing than this,
to my own knowledge!"
I do not pretend to any virtue in the matter and yet I must admit
to some feelings of compunction about Mrs. Dillingham. Truth to
tell, I had taken a strong dislike to her husband, with his sleek
confidence and cold-blooded selfishness. In addition, I was quite
sure that there was some other fell reason why he wished to divorce
her--probably he had another marriage in contemplation, even if he
had not admitted it.
"I wish we could make the beggar do his own dirty work," I
exclaimed.
"But what does he pay us for?" inquired Gottlieb innocently. "Quib,
just think of the money!"
I had, in fact, been thinking of the money, and it looked very good
to me. Since my days in Haight & Foster's law office, a great,
great change had come in my manner of life; and, though my friends
to a great extent remained among the theatrical and sporting class
to which I had received my first introduction on coming to New
York, I now occupied a large brick house with stone trimmings in
Washington Square, where I entertained in truly luxurious fashion.
I had a French cook and an English butler, and drove a pair of
trotters that were second to none except those of William H.
Vanderbilt, with whom I had many a fast brush on the speedways.
Though I had never allowed myself to be caught in the net of
matrimony, I had many friends among the fair sex, particularly
among those who graced the footlights; and some of my evening
parties did not break up until dawn was glinting over the roofs of
the respectable mansions round about me. It was a gay life, but
it cost money--almost more money than I could make; and my share
in the thirty-five thousand dollars offered by our friend Dillingham
would go a long way to keeping up my establishment for another
year. So I allowed my qualms to give me no further uneasiness and
told myself that Gottlieb was clever enough to manage the business
in such a fashion that there would be no "come-back."
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