The Confessions of Artemas Quibble: Being the Ingenuous and Unvarnished History of Artemas Quibble, Esquire, One-Time Practitioner in the New York Criminal Courts, Together with an Account of the Divers Wiles, Tricks, Sophistries, Technicalities, and Sundry Artifices of Himself and Others of the Fraternity, Commonly Yclept "Shysters" or "Shyster Lawyers"Train, Arthur Cheney
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The Confessions of Artemas Quibble: Being the Ingenuous and Unvarnished History of Artemas Quibble, Esquire, One-Time Practitioner in the New York Criminal Courts, Together with an Account of the Divers Wiles, Tricks, Sophistries, Technicalities, and Sundry Artifices of Himself and Others of the Fraternity, Commonly Yclept "Shysters" or "Shyster Lawyers"
Train, Arthur Cheney
Attorney and client -- Fiction; Legal stories; New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction
Thus I set forth into the night upon my bicycle, my money bulging
in my pocket, my pistol knocking against the seat at every turn of
the wheel, my trousers catching and tearing in the pedals. At last
I crossed the bridge and turned into the wastes of Queens. Gas-
houses, factories, and rotting buildings loomed black and weird
against the sky. I pedaled on and at last found myself upon a
country road. I dared not ask my way, but luckily I had stumbled
upon the highway to Port Washington, whence there was a ferry to
the Connecticut shore. As I stole along in the darkness, my ear
caught far ahead a voice roaring out a ribald song--and I knew that
the time had come to take personal charge of my wretched client--
the "old man of the sea" that my own stupidity had seated upon my
shoulders. Soon I overtook them, the Italian stolidly driving his
weary horse and Hawkins sitting beside him with the sack wrapped
around his shoulders. I halted them, threw my bicycle in among
the vegetables, and climbed up to where they sat. Hawkins gave a
great shout of laughter when he saw who it was and threw his arm
around my neck, but I pushed him away and he nearly fell under the
wheels. My gorge rose at him! Yet to him I was shackled as tightly
as ever a criminal was to his keeper!
The thought of the remainder of that night and of the ensuing three
days and nights sickens me even now. In the early dawn we crossed
the ferry with dozens of other produce-laden wagons and landed on
the opposite side of the Sound, where we caught a local train for
Hartford. I had made no arrangements for communicating with
Gottlieb, and was in utter ignorance of whether or not our escape
had been discovered. We sat in the smoking-car, Hawkins by this
time ill and peevish. The air was stifling, yet I could not,
arrayed as I was or in the company of my client, go into the regular
passenger coach. At Hartford we changed for Springfield and I
purchased a New York paper. There was nothing in it relating to
the case and I breathed more easily; but, once in Springfield, I
knew not which way to turn, and Hawkins by this time was crazy for
drink and refusing to go farther. I gave him enough liquor to keep
him quiet and thrust him on a way train for Worcester. Already I
had exhausted my small bills and when I tried to cash one for a
hundred dollars the ticket agent in the station eyed me with
suspicion.
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