The Confessions of Harry Lorrequer — CompleteLever, Charles
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The Confessions of Harry Lorrequer — Complete
Lever, Charles
Fiction
My dispositions were speedily made. I was fortunate in securing the
exact dress my friend’s letter alluded to among the stray costumes of
Fishamble-street; and rich in the possession of the only “properties”
it has been my lot to acquire, I despatched my treasure to the coach
office, and hastened to Morrisson’s, it being by this time nearly five
o’clock. There, true to time, I found O’Flaherty deep in the perusal of
the bill, along which figured the novel expedients for dining, I had
been in the habit of reading in every Dublin hotel since my boyhood.
“Mock turtle, mutton, gravy, roast beef and potatoes—shoulder of mutton
and potatoes!—ducks and peas, potatoes!! ham and chicken, cutlet steak
and potatoes!!! apple tart and cheese:” with a slight cadenza of a sigh
over the distant glories of Very, or still better the “Freres,” we sat
down to a very patriarchal repast, and what may be always had par
excellence in Dublin, a bottle of Sneyd’s claret.
Poor Tom’s spirits were rather below their usual pitch; and although he
made many efforts to rally and appear gay, he could not accomplish it.
However, we chatted away over old times and old friends, and forgetting
all else but the topics we talked of, the time-piece over the chimney
first apprised me that two whole hours had gone by, and that it was now
seven o’clock, the very hour the coach was to start. I started up at
once, and notwithstanding all Tom’s representations of the
impossibility of my being in time, had despatched waiters in different
directions for a jarvey, more than ever determined upon going; so often
is it that when real reasons for our conduct are wanting, any casual or
chance opposition confirms us in an intention which before was but
uncertain. Seeing me so resolved, Tom, at length, gave way, and advised
my pursuing the mail, which must be now gone at least ten minutes, and
which, with smart driving, I should probably overtake before getting
free of the city, as they have usually many delays in so doing. I at
once ordered out the “yellow post-chaise,” and before many minutes had
elapsed, what, with imprecation and bribery, I started in pursuit of
his Majesty’s Cork and Kilkenny mail coach, then patiently waiting in
the court-yard of the Post Office.
“Which way now, your honor?” said a shrill voice from the dark—for such
the night had already become, and threatened with a few heavy drops of
straight rain, the fall of a tremendous shower.
“The Naas road,” said I; “and, harkye, my fine fellow, if you overtake
the coach in half an hour, I’ll double your fare.”
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