The Confessions of Harry Lorrequer — CompleteLever, Charles
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The Confessions of Harry Lorrequer — Complete
Lever, Charles
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was indeed considerable—that any man should prefer the out, to the
inside of a coach, in such a night, was rather remarkable; but that the
person so doing should be totally unprovided with a box-coat, or other
similar protection, argued something so strange, that I doubt not, if
he were to decide upon the applicability of the statute of lunacy to a
traveller in the mail, the palm would certainly have been awarded to
me, and not to my late companion. Well, on we rolled, and heavily as
the rain poured down, so relieved did I feel at my change of position,
that I soon fell fast asleep, and never awoke till the coach was
driving up Patrick-street. Whatever solace to my feelings reaching the
outside of the coach might have been attended with at night, the
pleasure I experienced on awaking, was really not unalloyed. More dead
than alive, I sat a mass of wet clothes, like nothing under heaven
except it be that morsel of black and spongy wet cotton at the bottom
of a schoolboy’s ink bottle, saturated with rain, and the black dye of
my coat. My hat too had contributed its share of colouring matter, and
several long black streaks coursed down my “wrinkled front,” giving me
very much the air of an Indian warrior, who had got the first priming
of his war paint. I certainly must have been rueful object, were I only
to judge from the faces of the waiters as they gazed on me when the
coach drew up at Rice and Walsh’s hotel. Cold, wet, and weary as I was,
my curiosity to learn more of my late agreeable companion was strong as
ever within me—perhaps stronger, from the sacrifices his acquaintance
had exacted from me. Before, however, I had disengaged myself from the
pile of trunks and carpet bags I had surrounded myself with—he had got
out of the coach, and all I could catch a glimpse of was the back of a
little short man in a kind of grey upper coat, and long galligaskins on
his legs. He carried his two bundles under his arm, and stepped nimbly
up the steps of the hotel, without turning his head to either side.
“Don’t fancy you shall escape me now, my good friend,” I cried out, as
I sprung from the roof to the ground, with one jump, and hurried after
the great unknown into the coffee-room. By the time I reached it he had
approached the fire, on the table near which, having deposited the
mysterious paper parcels, he was now busily engaged in divesting
himself of his great coat; his face was still turned from me, so that I
had time to appear employed in divesting myself of my wet drapery
before he perceived me; at last the coat was unbuttoned, the gaiters
followed, and throwing them carelessly on a chair, he tucked up the
skirts of his coat; and spreading himself comfortably a l’Anglais,
before the fire, displayed to my wondering and stupified gaze, the
pleasant features of Doctor Finucane.
“Why, Doctor—Doctor Finucane,” cried I, “is this possible? were you
really the inside in the mail last night.”
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