The Confessions of Harry Lorrequer — CompleteLever, Charles
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The Confessions of Harry Lorrequer — Complete
Lever, Charles
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What a scene of bustle, confusion, and excitement does the deck of a
steamer present upon such an occasion. Every one is running hither or
thither. “Sauve qui peut” is now the watch-word; and friendships, that
promised a life-long endurance only half an hour ago, find here a
speedy dissolution. The lady who slept all night upon deck, enveloped
in the folds of your Astracan cloak, scarcely deigns an acknowledgment
of you, as she adjusts her ringlets before the looking-glass over the
stove in the cabin. The polite gentleman, that would have flown for a
reticule or a smelling-bottle upon the high seas, won’t leave his
luggage in the harbour; and the gallantry and devotion that stood the
test of half a gale of wind and a wet jacket, is not proof when the
safety of a carpet-bag or the security of a “Mackintosh” is concerned.
And thus here, as elsewhere, is prosperity the touchstone of good
feeling. All the various disguises which have been assumed, per
viaggio, are here immediately abandoned, and, stripped of the
travelling costume of urbanity and courtesy, which they put on for the
voyage, they stand forth in all the unblushing front of selfishness and
self-interest.
Some tender scenes yet find their place amid the debris of this chaotic
state. Here may be seen a careful mother adjusting innumerable shawls
and handkerchiefs round the throat of a sea-green young lady with a
cough; her maid is at the same instant taking a tender farewell of the
steward in the after-cabin.
Here is a very red-faced and hot individual, with punch-coloured
breeches and gaiters, disputing “one brandy too much” in his bill, and
vowing that the company shall hear of it when he returns to England.
There, a tall, elderly woman, with a Scotch-grey eye, and a sharp
cheek-bone, is depositing within her muff various seizable articles,
that, until now, had been lying quietly in her trunk. Yonder, that
raw-looking young gentleman, with the crumpled frock-coat, and loose
cravat, and sea-sick visage, is asking every one “if they think he may
land without a passport.” You scarcely recognise him for the
cigar-smoking dandy of yesterday, that talked as if he had lived half
his life on the continent. While there, a rather pretty girl is looking
intently at some object in the blue water, beside the rudder post. You
are surprised you cannot make it out; but then, she has the advantage
of you, for the tall, well-looking man, with the knowing whiskers, is
evidently whispering something in her ear.
“Steward, this is not my trunk—mine was a leather—”
“All the ‘leathers’ are gone in the first boat, sir.”
“Most scandalous way of doing business.”
“Trouble you for two-and-sixpence, sir.”
“There’s Matilda coughing again,” says a thin, shrewish woman, with a
kind of triumphant scowl at her better half; “but you would have her
wear that thin shawl!”
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