The Confessions of Harry Lorrequer — CompleteLever, Charles
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The Confessions of Harry Lorrequer — Complete
Lever, Charles
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“‘Ah, all right then,’ said I; so watching an opportunity to do so
unobserved, for I supposed they might have laughed at me, I stepped
quietly into the coupé; and amid the creaking of cordage, and the
thumping of feet on the roof, fell as sound asleep as ever I did in my
life—these sounds coming to my muffled ears, soft as the echoes on the
Rhine. When it was that I awoke I cannot say; but as I rubbed my eyes
and yawned after a most refreshing sleep, I perceived that it was still
quite dark all around, and that the diligence was standing before the
door of some inn and not moving. Ah, thought I, this is the first
stage; how naturally one always wakes at the change of horses,—a kind
of instinct implanted by Providence, I suppose, to direct us to a
little refreshment on the road. With these pious feelings I let down
the glass, and called out to the garcon for a glass of brandy and a
cigar. While he was bringing them, I had time to look about, and
perceived, to my very great delight, that I had the whole coupé to
myself. ‘Are there any passengers coming in here?’ said I, as the
waiter came forward with my petit verre. ‘I should think not, sir,’
said the fellow with a leer. ‘Then I shall have the whole coupé to
myself?’ said I. ‘Monsieur need have no fear of being disturbed; I can
safely assure him that he will have no one there for the next
twenty-four hours.’ This was really pleasant intelligence; so I chucked
him a ten sous piece, and closing up the window as the morning was
cold, once more lay back to sleep with a success that has never failed
me. It was to a bright blue cloudless sky, and the sharp clear air of a
fine day in winter, that I at length opened my eyes. I pulled out my
watch, and discovered it was exactly two o’clock; I next lowered the
glass and looked about me, and very much to my surprise discovered that
the diligence was not moving, but standing very peaceably in a very
crowded congregation of other similar and dissimilar conveyances, all
of which seemed, I thought, to labour under some physical ailment, some
wanting a box, others a body, &c. &c. and in fact suggesting the idea
of an infirmary for old and disabled carriages of either sex, mails and
others. ‘Oh, I have it,’ cried I, ‘we are arrived at Mt. Geran, and
they are all at dinner, and from my being alone in the coupé, they have
forgotten to call me.’ I immediately opened the door and stepped out
into the innyard, crowded with conducteurs, grooms, and ostlers, who, I
thought, looked rather surprised at seeing me emerge from the
diligence.
“‘You did not know I was there,’ said I, with a knowing wink at one of
them as I passed.
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