The Confessions of Harry Lorrequer — CompleteLever, Charles
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The Confessions of Harry Lorrequer — Complete
Lever, Charles
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At this unexpected recognition of his nativity, for Mr. O’Leary never
suspected he could be discovered by his accent; he looked across the
table, and caught my eye at once.
“Oh, I’m safe now! stand by me, Mr. Lorrequer, and we’ll clear the
room.”
So saying, and without any further provocation, he upset the croupier,
chair and all, with one sudden jerk upon the floor, and giving a
tremendous kick to the casette, sent all the five-franc pieces flying
over him; he then jumped upon the table, and brandishing his
black-thorn through the ormolu lustre, scattered the wax-lights on all
sides, accompanying the exploit by a yell that would have called up all
Connemara at midnight, if it had only been heard there; in an instant,
the gens d’armes, always sufficiently near to be called in if required,
came pouring into the room, and supposing the whole affair had been a
preconcerted thing to obtain possession of the money in the bank,
commenced capturing different members of the company who appeared, by
enjoying the confusion, to be favouring and assisting it. My cousin Guy
was one of the first so treated—a proceeding to which he responded by
an appeal rather in favour with most Englishmen, and at once knocked
down the gen d’arme; this was the signal for a general engagement, and
accordingly, before an explanation could possibly be attempted, a most
terrific combat ensued. The Frenchmen in the room siding with the gen
d’armerie, and making common cause against the English; who, although
greatly inferior in number, possessed considerable advantage, from long
habit in street-rows and boxing encounters. As for myself, I had the
good fortune to be pitted against a very pursy and unwieldy Frenchman,
who sacre’d to admiration, but never put in a single blow at me; while,
therefore, I amused myself practising what old Cribb called “the one,
two,” upon his fat carcase, I had abundant time and opportunity to
watch all that was doing about me, and truly a more ludicrous affair I
never beheld. Imagine about fifteen or sixteen young Englishmen, most
of them powerful, athletic fellows, driving an indiscriminate mob of
about five times their number before them, who, with courage enough to
resist, were yet so totally ignorant of the boxing art, that they
retreated, pell-mell, before the battering phalanx of their sturdy
opponents—the most ludicrous figure of all being Mr. O’Leary himself,
who, standing upon the table, laid about him with a brass lustre that
he had unstrung, and did considerable mischief with this novel
instrument of warfare, crying out the entire time, “murder every
mother’s son of them,” “give them another taste of Waterloo.” Just as
he had uttered the last patriotic sentiment, he received a slight
admonition from behind, by the point of a gen d’arme’s sword, which
made him leap from the table with the alacrity of a harlequin, and come
plump down among the thickest of the fray. My attention was now
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