The Confessions of Harry Lorrequer — CompleteLever, Charles
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The Confessions of Harry Lorrequer — Complete
Lever, Charles
Fiction
“The countersign,” said the sentry, whose figure they could perceive in
the dim distance of about thirty yards.
“Sure ye’ll let us pass, my good lad, and ye’ll have a friend in Father
Luke the longest day ye live, and ye might have a worse in time of
need; ye understand.”
Whether he did understand or not, he certainly did not heed, for his
only reply was the short click of his gun-lock, that bespeaks a
preparation to fire.
“There’s no help now,” said Father Luke; “I see he’s a haythen; and bad
luck to the major, I say again;” and this in the fulness of his heart
he uttered aloud.
“That’s not the countersign,” said the inexorable sentry, striking the
butt end of the musket on the ground with a crash that smote terror
into the hearts of the priests.
Mumble—mumble—“to the Pope,” said Father Luke, pronouncing the last
words distinctly, after the approved practice of a Dublin watchman, on
being awoke from his dreams of row and riot by the last toll of the
Post-office, and not knowing whether it has struck “twelve” or “three,”
sings out the word “o’clock,” in a long sonorous drawl, that wakes
every sleeping citizen, and yet tells nothing how “time speeds on his
flight.”
“Louder,” said the sentry, in a voice of impatience.
——“to the Pope.”
“I don’t hear the first part.”
“Oh then,” said the priest, with a sigh that might have melted the
heart of anything but a sentry, “Bloody end to the Pope; and may the
saints in heaven forgive me for saying it.”
“Again,” called out the soldier; “and no muttering.”
“Bloody end to the Pope,” cried Father Luke in bitter desperation.
“Bloody end to the Pope,” echoed the Abbé.
“Pass bloody end to the Pope, and good night,” said the sentry,
resuming his rounds, while a loud and uproarious peal of laughter
behind, told the unlucky priests they were overheard by others, and
that the story would be over the whole town in the morning.
Whether it was that the penance for their heresy took long in
accomplishing, or that they never could summon courage sufficient to
face their persecutor, certain it is, the North Cork saw them no more,
nor were they ever observed to pass the precincts of the college, while
that regiment occupied Maynooth.
Major Jones himself, and his confederates, could not have more heartily
relished this story, than did the party to whom the doctor heartily
related it. Much, if not all the amusement it afforded, however,
resulted from his inimitable mode of telling, and the power of mimicry,
with which he conveyed the dialogue with the sentry: and this, alas,
must be lost to my readers, at least to that portion of them not
fortunate enough to possess Doctor Finucane’s acquaintance.
“Fin! Fin! your long story has nearly famished me,” said the padre, as
the laugh subsided; “and there you sit now with the jug at your elbow
this half-hour; I never thought you would forget our old friend Martin
Hanegan’s aunt.”
“Here’s to her health,” said Fin; “and your reverence will get us the
chant.”
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