The Confessions of Harry Lorrequer — CompleteLever, Charles
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The Confessions of Harry Lorrequer — Complete
Lever, Charles
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Peter’s pace was of all others the one least likely to disturb the
lucubrations of a castle-builder like myself; without any admonition
from whip or spur he maintained a steady and constant canter, which, I
am free to confess, was more agreeable to sit, than it was graceful to
behold; for his head being much lower than his tail, he every moment
appeared in the attitude of a diver about to plunge into the water, and
more than once I had misgivings that I would consult my safety better
if I sat with my face to the tail; however, what will not habit
accomplish? before I had gone a mile or two, I was so lost in my own
reveries and reflections, that I knew nothing of my mode of
progression, and had only thoughts and feelings for the destiny that
awaited me; sometimes I would fancy myself seated in the House of
Commons, (on the ministerial benches, of course,) while some leading
oppositionist was pronouncing a glowing panegyric upon the eloquent and
statesmanlike speech of the gallant colonel—myself; then I thought I
was making arrangements for setting out for my new appointment, and
Sancho Panza never coveted the government of an island more than I did,
though only a West Indian one; and, lastly, I saw myself the chosen
diplomate on a difficult mission, and was actually engaged in the easy
and agreeable occupation of outmaneuvering Talleyrand and Pozzo di
Borgo, when Peter suddenly drew up at the door of a small cabin, and
convinced me that I was still a mortal man, and a lieutenant in his
Majesty’s 4—th. Before I had time afforded me even to guess at the
reason of this sudden halt, an old man emerged from the cabin, which I
saw now was a road-side ale-house, and presented Peter with a bucket of
meal and water, a species of “viaticum” that he evidently was
accustomed to, at this place, whether bestrode by a priest or an
ambassador. Before me lay a long straggling street of cabins,
irregularly thrown, as if riddled over the ground; this I was informed
was Kilkee; while my good steed, therefore, was enjoying his potation,
I dismounted, to stretch my legs and look about me, and scarcely had I
done so when I found half the population of the village assembled round
Peter, whose claims to notoriety, I now learned, depended neither upon
his owner’s fame, nor even my temporary possession of him. Peter, in
fact, had been a racer, once—when, the wandering Jew might perhaps have
told, had he ever visited Clare—for not the oldest inhabitant knew the
date of his triumphs on the turf; though they were undisputed
traditions, and never did any man appear bold enough to call them in
question: whether it was from his patriarchal character, or that he was
the only race-horse ever known in his county I cannot say, but, of a
truth, the Grand Lama could scarcely be a greater object of reverence
in Thibet, than was Peter in Kilkee.
“Musha, Peter, but it’s well y’r looking,” cried one.
“Ah, thin, maybe ye an’t fat on the ribs,” cried another.
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