The Confessions of Harry Lorrequer — CompleteLever, Charles
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The Confessions of Harry Lorrequer — Complete
Lever, Charles
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Some hours after, I also betook myself to my rest, from which, however,
towards midnight I was awoke by the heavy working and pitching of the
little vessel, as she laboured in a rough sea. As I looked forth from
my narrow crib, a more woe-begone picture can scarcely be imagined than
that before me. Here and there through the gloomy cabin lay the victims
of the fell malady, in every stage of suffering, and in every attitude
of misery. Their cries and lamentings mingled with the creaking of the
bulk-heads and the jarring twang of the dirty lamp, whose irregular
swing told plainly how oscillatory was our present motion. I turned
from the unpleasant sight, and was about again to address myself to
slumber with what success I might, when I started at the sound of a
voice in the very berth next to me—whose tones, once heard, there was
no forgetting. The words ran as nearly as I can recollect thus:—
“Oh, then, bad luck to ye for pigs, that ever brought me into the like
of this. Oh, Lord, there it is again.” And here a slight interruption
to eloquence took place, during which I was enabled to reflect upon the
author of the complaint, who, I need not say, was Mrs. Mulrooney.
“I think a little tay would settle my stomach, if I only could get it;
but what’s the use of talking in this horrid place? They never mind me
no more than if I was a pig. Steward, steward—oh, then, it’s wishing
you well I am for a steward. Steward, I say;” and this she really did
say, with an energy of voice and manner that startled more than one
sleeper. “Oh, you’re coming at last, steward.”
“Ma’am,” said a little dapper and dirty personage, in a blue jacket,
with a greasy napkin negligently thrown over one arm “ex officio,”
“Ma’am, did you call?”
“Call, is it call? No; but I’m roaring for you this half hour. Come
here. Have you any of the cordial dhrops agin the sickness?—you know
what I mean.”
“Is it brandy, ma’am?”
“No, it isn’t brandy;”
“We have got gin, ma’am, and bottled porter—cider, ma’am, if you like.”
“Agh, no! sure I want the dhrops agin the sickness.”
“Don’t know indeed, ma’am.”
“Ah, you stupid creature; maybe you’re not the real steward. What’s
your name?”
“Smith, ma’am.”
“Ah, I thought so; go away, man, go away.”
This injunction, given in a diminuendo cadence, was quickly obeyed, and
all was silence for a moment or two. Once more was I dropping asleep,
when the same voice as before burst out with—
“Am I to die here like a haythen, and nobody to come near me? Steward,
steward, steward Moore, I say,”
“Who calls me?” said a deep sonorous voice from the opposite side of
the cabin, while at the same instant a tall green silk nightcap,
surmounting a very aristocratic-looking forehead, appeared between the
curtains of the opposite berth.
“Steward Moore,” said the lady again, with her eyes straining in the
direction of the door by which she expected him to enter.
“This is most strange,” muttered the baronet, half aloud. “Why, madam,
you are calling me!”
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