The Continental Monthly, Vol. 1, No. 2, February, 1862: Devoted To Literature And National PolicyVarious
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The Continental Monthly, Vol. 1, No. 2, February, 1862: Devoted To Literature And National Policy
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Literature, Modern -- 19th century -- Periodicals; United States -- Politics and government -- 19th century -- Periodicals
He does not approach with the old show of superstitious reverence the
altar of our vaunted destiny, where men have sung their
in-secula-seculorums, while pagans at the chancel rail have been
distributing to infidel hordes the relics of their holiest saints, and
threatening the very fane itself with fire. Mere words will never strike
him dumb. He does not bow to the shadow of Justice or kneel with the
ignorant and unsuspicious at the shrine of every plausible Madonna by
the roadside. Hear him on the constitutional pillars that heaven and
earth are now moved to keep in place, and let us commiserate what must
now be the distracting dread of Increse D. O'Phace, Esquire, lest some
Samson in blind revenge entomb himself in the ruins of the Constitution.
'Wy, all o' them grand constitootional pillers,
Our four fathers fetched with 'em over the billers,
Them pillers the people so soundly hev slept on,
Wile to slav'ry, invasion an' debt they were swept on,
Wile our destiny higher an' higher kep mountin'
(Though I guess folks'll stare wen she hands her account in).
Ef members in this way go kickin' agin 'em,
They won't hev so much ez a feather left in em.'
Not less wonderful than his penetration into political affairs is
Lowell's command of the pure Yankee dialect. His knowledge of it is
perfect; he elevates it to the dignity of a distinct tongue, having its
own peculiar etymology, and only adopting the current rules of prosody
in tender consideration for its thousands of English readers. There is,
however, we are tolerably assured, a certain class of critics who
venture to lament that this laughter-inspiring muse should have
descended from the sunny Parnassus of its own vernacular to the meads
below, where disport the unlearned and uninspired, the mere kids and
lambs of its celestial audience: a generous absurdity, at which the very
Devil of Delphos might have demurred. These are the dapper gentlemen,
who, tripping gayly along to the blasts and tinklings of Lanner's
Waltzes, would judge every man's intellect by the measure of their own.
Know, oh dwarfed descendants of Procustes, that the quality of humor is
not strained, but droppeth as the gentle dew from heaven; and if, after
patient blending with grains of intolerance and egotism, in the mortar
of your minds, it seems to you but that poisonous foam that of old
sorcerers drew, by their incantations, from the moon, we can only smile
with Voltaire at your 'foolish ingenuities,' and recommend to you a new
career. 'Go pype in an ivy lefe,' Monsieur Mustard-seed, or 'blow the
bukkes' horne.'
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