The first day Caper dined in the Gabioni, what with a dog-fight under the table, cats jumping upon the table, a distressed marchioness (fact) begging him for a small sum, a beautiful girl from the Trastevere, shining like a patent-leather boot, with gold ear-rings, and brooch, and necklace, and coral beads, who sat at another table with a French soldier--these and those other little _piquante_ things, that the traveler learns to smile at and endure, worried him. But the dinner was good, his companions at table were companionable, and as he finished an extra _foglietta_ (pint) of wine, price eight cents, with Rocjean, he concluded to give it another trial. He kept at giving it trials until the old Gabioni was closed, and from it arose the Four Nations or Quattre Nazione in Turkey Cock Alley (_viccolo Gallmaccio_), which, as any one knows, is near Two Murderers' Street. (_Via Due Macelli_) 'Now that we have finished dinner,' spoke Rocjean, 'we will smoke: then to the Caffe or Café Greco and have our cup of black coffee.' AMERICA IN ROME. It may be a good thing to have the conceit taken out of us--but not by the corkscrew of ignorance; the operation is too painful. Caper, proud of his country, and believing her in the front rank of nations, was destined to learn, while in Rome and the Papal States, that America was geographically unknown. He consoled himself for this with the fact that geography is not taught in the 'Elementary Schools' there;--and for the people there are no others. The following translation of a notice advertising for a schoolmaster, copied from the walls of a palace where it was posted, shows the sum total taught in the common schools:-- The duties of the Master are to teach Reading, Writing, the First Four Rules of Arithmetic; to observe the duties prescribed in the law '_Quod divina sapientia_;' and to be subject to the biennial committee like other salaried officers of the department; as an equivalent for which he shall enjoy (_godrá_) an annual salary of $60, payable in monthly shares. (Signed) IL GONFALONIERE ---- ----. But what can you expect when one of the rulers of the land asserted to Caper that he knew that 'pop-corn grew in America on the banks of the Nile, after the water went down,--for it never rains in America'? It was a handsome man, an advocate for Prince Doria, who, once traveling in a _vetturo_ with Caper, asked him why he did not go to America by land, since he knew that it was in the south of England; and gently corrected a companion of his, who told Caper he had read and thought it strange that all Americans lived in holes in the ground, by saying to him that if such houses were agreeable to the _Signori Americani_ they had every right to inhabit them. The landlord of a hotel in a town about thirty miles from Rome asked Caper if, when he returned to New York, he would not some morning call and see his cousin--in Peru!