The Continental Monthly, Vol. 1, No. 4, April, 1862: Devoted To Literature And National PolicyVarious
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The Continental Monthly, Vol. 1, No. 4, April, 1862: Devoted To Literature And National Policy
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Literature, Modern -- 19th century -- Periodicals; United States -- Politics and government -- 19th century -- Periodicals
The fight began, and when we charged, the fust thing I knowed
the feller next me, wot made the bargain, he went head over
heels backwards; and to tell the honest trooth, I was just that
powerful egsited I never minded him a smite, but went right
ahead after plunder and the Greasers, over mud walls and along
alleys, till I got, bang in, where I found something worth
fighting about it. 'Bout dusk, when we was all purty full of
_agwadenty_, they sent us out to bury our fellers as was killed
in the scrimmage; and as we hadn't much time to spare, we didn't
dig a hole more'n a foot or two deep, and put all our fellers
in, in a hurry. Next morning airly, as I was just coming out of
a church where I'd ben surveyin' some candle-stix with a
jack-knife to see ef they were silver, [witch they were
not,--hang em!]--as I was coming out of the church I felt a
feller punch me in the back--so I turned round to hit him back,
when I see the feller, as had stood by me in the ranks the day
before, all covered over with dirt, and mad as a ringtail
hornet.
'Hello!' said I.
'Hello! yourself,' said he. 'I want ter know what yer went and
berried me for, afore I was killed for?'
I never was so put to for a answer afore in all my life, 'cause
I wanted to spasificate the feller, so I kind of hemmed, and
says I--'Hm! the fact was, this dirty little hole of a town was
_rayther_ crowded last night, and I--just to please you, yer
know--I lodged you out there; but I swear I was this minute
going out there to dig you up for breakfuss!'
'If that's so,' said he, 'we won't say no more 'bout it; but the
next time you do it, don't put a feller in so deep; for I had a
oncommon hard scratch turning up again!'
H.P.L.
We are indebted to the same writer for the following Oriental
market-picture--we might say scene in a proverb:
PROVERBIALLY WISE.
ACHMET sat in the bazaar, calmly smoking: he had said to himself
in the early morning,--'When I shall have made a hundred
piastres I will shut up shop for the day, and go home and take
it easy, _al'hamdu lillah_!' Now a hundred piastres in the land
of the faithful, where the sand is and the palms grow, is equal
to a dollar in the land of Jonathan: and the expression he
concluded his sentence with is equivalent to--Praise be to
Allah!
Along came a blind fakir begging; then ACHMET gave him five
paras, although his charity was unseen; neither did he want it
to be seen, for he said to himself,--
'Do good and throw it into the sea--if the fishes don't know it,
God will.'
And as he handed the poor blind fakir the small coin, he said to
him, in a soothing voice,--
'_Fa'keer_' (which in the Arabic means poor fellow), 'the nest
of a blind bird is made by Allah.'
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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