The Continental Monthly, Vol. 2, No. 1, July, 1862Various
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The Continental Monthly, Vol. 2, No. 1, July, 1862
Various
Literature, Modern -- 19th century -- Periodicals; United States -- Politics and government -- 19th century -- Periodicals
'This war will test the physical virtues of mere numbers. Southern
soldiers ask no better odds than one to three Western and one to
six of the Eastern Yankees. Some go so far as to say that, with
equal weapons, and on equal grounds, they would not hesitate to
encounter twenty times their number of the last.'
As regards those who go so far, it may be remarked that by this time
they have illustrated Father O'Leary's remark of the people who, not
'belaving in Purgathory, wint further and fared worse.' But there is
more of this 'chivalric' spirit in the same article. For instance, it
doubts 'whether any society since that of Sodom and Gomorrah' [Paris is
entirely too mild an example] 'has been _more thoroughly_ steeped in
_every_ species of vice than that of the Yankees.' Infanticide is hinted
at as prevailing as extensively as in China. The Yankees 'pursue with
envy and malignity every excellence that shows itself among them
unconnected with money; and a gentleman there stands no more chance of
existence than a dog does in the Grotto del Cano!'
The elegance and refinement of the same editorial from the _Whig_,
appears from the following. A portion, which we omit, is too foully
indecent for republication:
' ... The Yankee women, scraggy, scrawny, and hard as whip-cord,
breed like Norway rats, and they fill all the brothels of the
continent.... But they multiply--the only scriptural precept they
obey--and boast their millions. So do the Chinese; so do the
Apisdæ, and all other pests of the animal kingdom. Pull the bark
from a decayed log, and you will see a mass of maggots full of
vitality, in constant motion and eternal gyration, one crawling
over one, and another creeping under another, all precisely alike,
all intently engaged in preying upon one another, and you have an
apt illustration of Yankee numbers, Yankee equality, and Yankee
greatness.
'We must bring these unfranchised slaves--the Yankees--back to
their true condition. They have long, very probably, looked upon
themselves as our social inferiors--as our serfs; their mean,
niggardly lives--their low, vulgar, and sordid occupations, have
ground this conviction into them. But of a sudden, they have come
to imagine that their numerical strength gives them power--_and
they have burst the bonds of servitude_, and are running riot with
more than the brutal passions of a liberated wild beast. Their
uprising has all the characteristics of a _ferocious, fertile
insurrection_.... They have suggested to us the invasion of their
territory, and the robbery of their banks and jewelry-stores. We
may profit by the suggestion, so far as the invasion goes--_for
that will enable us to restore them to their normal condition of
vassalage, and teach them that cap in hand is the proper attitude
of a servant before his master_.'
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