The Continental Monthly, Vol. 3 No 2, February 1863: Devoted To Literature And National PolicyVarious
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The Continental Monthly, Vol. 3 No 2, February 1863: Devoted To Literature And National Policy
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Literature, Modern -- 19th century -- Periodicals; United States -- Politics and government -- 19th century -- Periodicals
The jokes of the middle ages on the subject of the beard, were
numerous--it was a favorite ornament, as we may judge from the fact that
Eberhard, the far-famed old warlike duke, sung in more than one poem by
Uhland, is always spoken of in the old stories, as _noster princeps
barbatus_, 'our bearded prince,' or, more familiarly, simply as 'our
bearded one.' One of the table problems of the day was, '_Potestne
probari mulierem quandam habuisse barbam?_'--'Can it be proved that any
woman ever had a beard?' The answer to which, was, 'Yes--when Judith
bore the head of Holofernes.' It was singular that such a question could
have been agitated, when the legends of the saints contained the story
of the bearded saintess of the Tyrol--a converted ballet-dancer, who was
thus rendered hideous in accordance with her prayer, that she might be
made so repulsive as to frighten away all lovers. And yet Mr. Barnum's
Bearded Lady had a husband!
Jokes ridiculing red beards and heads were common in the old time;
probably because a popular tradition declared that Judas, 'the arch
rascal,' was so marked by nature. The anecdote of the good clergyman who
never laughed but once in church, and that was, when he saw a youth
trying to light a cigar, or warm his hands at a certain ruddy poll,
finds its prototype in one of the old Latin stories:
'Our country people are wont to say, when they see a red-headed
man; 'he would make a bad chimney-sweeper.' And when the reason is
asked, they say: 'when his head came out of the chimney the country
folks would think it was fire, and would ring the bells, assemble
from every direction, and cause all the riot and trouble incident
to a conflagration.'
It is worth noting in this connection, that the prejudice against red
hair is rapidly being forgotten among cultivated persons, and is far
from being what it was within the memory of man. The vulgar, who are the
last to abandon an absurdity, still retain a few jokes on the subject;
but these will probably be as unintelligible in time, as would be the
jests of the middle ages on the _rufa tunica_, or red frock. The
boorishness and cruelty of 'the good old times,' are strongly reflected
in the following, which a scholar of the fifteenth and sixteenth
centuries was not ashamed to record of himself:
'When lately during Lent, in the year 1506, we had several guests,
among them a rustic from Weilsberg, who wore a long red beard. I
asked him why he did so? and he replied, 'out of grief for the
death of his father-in-law.' To which I replied: 'All wrong, for
red is a color suited to rejoicing'--at which remark all the guests
present began to laugh immoderately. But he with his rustic
simplicity, being made ashamed, answered: 'Yes, sir--that is very
true, and yet I assure you that I feel as sorrowful in this red
beard as any other man does in his black one.'
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