The Copy-Cat, and Other StoriesFreeman, Mary Eleanor Wilkins
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The Copy-Cat, and Other Stories
Freeman, Mary Eleanor Wilkins
New England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories
“Of course,” said Amanda. “What man that had a grain of horse sense
would do such a crazy thing as to keep a coal fire in a woodshed?”
“For such a slew of cats, too,” said Alma, nodding fiercely.
Alma's husband, Joe Beecher, spoke timidly and undecidedly in the
defense. “You know,” he said, “that Mrs. Adkins wouldn't have those cats
in the house, and cats mostly like to sit round where it's warm.”
His wife regarded him. Her nose wrinkled. “I suppose next thing YOU'LL
be wanting to have a cat round where it's warm, right under my feet,
with all I have to do,” said she. Her voice had an actual acidity of
sound.
Joe gasped. He was a large man with a constant expression of wondering
inquiry. It was the expression of his babyhood; he had never lost it,
and it was an expression which revealed truly the state of his mind.
Always had Joe Beecher wondered, first of all at finding himself in the
world at all, then at the various happenings of existence. He probably
wondered more about the fact of his marriage with Alma Bennet than
anything else, although he never betrayed his wonder. He was always
painfully anxious to please his wife, of whom he stood in awe. Now he
hastened to reply: “Why, no, Alma; of course I won't.”
“Because,” said Alma, “I haven't come to my time of life, through all
the trials I've had, to be taking any chances of breaking my bones over
any miserable, furry, four-footed animal that wouldn't catch a mouse if
one run right under her nose.”
“I don't want any cat,” repeated Joe, miserably. His fear and awe of the
two women increased. When his sister-in-law turned upon him he fairly
cringed.
“Cats!” said Amanda. Then she sniffed. The sniff was worse than speech.
Joe repeated in a mumble that he didn't want any cats, and went out,
closing the door softly after him, as he had been taught. However, he
was entirely sure, in the depths of his subjugated masculine mind, that
his wife and her sister had no legal authority whatever to interfere
with their uncle's right to keep a hundred coal fires in his woodshed,
for a thousand cats. He always had an inner sense of glee when he heard
the two women talk over the matter. Once Amanda had declared that she
did not believe that Tom Hopkinson knew much about law, anyway.
“He seems to stand pretty high,” Joe ventured with the utmost mildness.
“Yes, he does,” admitted Alma, grudgingly.
“It does not follow he knows law,” persisted Amanda, “and it MAY follow
that he likes cats. There was that great Maltese tommy brushing round
all the time we were in his office, but I didn't dare shoo him off for
fear it might be against the law.” Amanda laughed, a very disagreeable
little laugh. Joe said nothing, but inwardly he chuckled. It was
the cause of man with man. He realized a great, even affectionate,
understanding of Jim.
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