The Cornhill Magazine (Vol. I, No. 3, March 1860)Various
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The Cornhill Magazine (Vol. I, No. 3, March 1860)
Various
England -- Periodicals; English literature -- Periodicals; Short stories, English -- Periodicals
“Well, Mark, so you have been among the Philistines?” that was his
lordship’s first remark. Robarts laughed as he took his friend’s hands,
and bethought himself how truly that was the case; that he was, in very
truth, already “himself in bonds under Philistian yoke.” Alas, alas, it
is very hard to break asunder the bonds of the latter-day Philistines.
When a Samson does now and then pull a temple down about their ears, is
he not sure to be engulfed in the ruin with them? There is no horseleech
that sticks so fast as your latter-day Philistine.
“So you have caught Sir George, after all,” said Lady Lufton, and
that was nearly all she did say in allusion to his absence. There was
afterwards some conversation about the lecture, and from her ladyship’s
remarks, it certainly was apparent that she did not like the people among
whom the vicar had been lately staying; but she said no word that was
personal to him himself, or that could be taken as a reproach. The little
episode of Mrs. Proudie’s address in the lecture-room had already reached
Framley, and it was only to be expected that Lady Lufton should enjoy
the joke. She would affect to believe that the body of the lecture had
been given by the bishop’s wife; and afterwards when Mark described her
costume at that Sunday morning breakfast-table, Lady Lufton would assume
that such had been the dress in which she had exercised her faculties in
public.
“I would have given a five-pound note to have heard it,” said Sir George.
“So would not I,” said Lady Lufton. “When one hears of such things
described so graphically as Mr. Robarts now tells it, one can hardly help
laughing. But it would give me great pain to see the wife of one of our
bishops place herself in such a situation. For he is a bishop after all.”
“Well, upon my word, my lady, I agree with Meredith,” said Lord
Lufton.—“It must have been good fun. As it did happen, you know,—as the
church was doomed to the disgrace, I should like to have heard it.”
“I know you would have been shocked, Ludovic.”
“I should have got over that in time, mother. It would have been
like a bull fight I suppose, horrible to see no doubt, but extremely
interesting—And Harold Smith, Mark; what did he do all the while?”
“It didn’t take so very long, you know,” said Robarts.
“And the poor bishop,” said Lady Meredith; “how did he look? I really do
pity him.”
“Well, he was asleep, I think.”
“What, slept through it all?” said Sir George.
“It awakened him; and then he jumped up and said something.”
“What, out loud too?”
“Only one word or so.”
“What a disgraceful scene!” said Lady Lufton. “To those who remember the
good old man who was in the diocese before him it is perfectly shocking.
He confirmed you, Ludovic, and you ought to remember him. It was over at
Barchester, and you went and lunched with him afterwards.”
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