The Cornhill Magazine (Vol. I, No. 3, March 1860)Various
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The Cornhill Magazine (Vol. I, No. 3, March 1860)
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England -- Periodicals; English literature -- Periodicals; Short stories, English -- Periodicals
I paced the moonlit walk alone when the family had gone to rest; and
smoked my cigar under the tranquil stars. I had been some thirty hours
in the house, and what a queer little drama was unfolding itself before
me! What struggles and passions were going on here—what _certamina_ and
_motus animorum_! Here was Lovel, this willing horse; and what a crowd
of relations, what a heap of luggage had the honest fellow to carry!
How that little Mrs. Prior was working, and scheming, and tacking, and
flattering, and fawning, and plundering, to be sure! And that serene
Elizabeth, with what consummate skill, art, and prudence, had she to act,
to keep her place with two such rivals reigning over her. And Elizabeth
not only kept her place, but she actually was liked by those two women!
Why, Elizabeth Prior, my wonder and respect for thee increase with every
hour during which I contemplate thy character! How is it that you live
with those lionesses, and are not torn to pieces? What sops of flattery
do you cast to them to appease them? Perhaps I do not think my Elizabeth
brings up her two children very well, and, indeed, have seldom become
acquainted with young people more odious. But is the fault hers, or
is it Fortune’s spite? How, with these two grandmothers spoiling the
children alternately, can the governess do better than she does? How
has she managed to lull their natural jealousy? I will work out that
intricate problem, that I will, ere many days are over. And there are
other mysteries which I perceive. There is poor Mary breaking her heart
for the butler. That butler, why does he connive at the rogueries of Mrs.
Prior? Ha! herein lies a mystery, too; and I vow I will penetrate it ere
long. So saying, I fling away the butt-end of the fragrant companion
of my solitude, and enter into my room by the open French window just
as Bedford walks in at the door. I had heard the voice of that worthy
domestic warbling a grave melody from his pantry window as I paced the
lawn. When the family goes to rest, Bedford passes a couple of hours
in study in his pantry, perusing the newspapers and the new works, and
forming his opinion on books and politics. Indeed I have reason to
believe that the letters in the _Putney Herald_ and _Mortlake Monitor_,
signed “A Voice from the Basement,” were Mr. Bedford’s composition.
“Come to see all safe for the night, sir, and the windows closed before
you turn in,” Mr. Dick remarks. “Best not leave ’em open, even if you
are asleep inside—catch cold—many bad people about. Remember Bromley
murder!—Enter at French windows—you cry out—cut your throat—and there’s a
fine paragraph for papers next morning!”
“What a good voice you have, Bedford,” I say; “I heard you warbling just
now—a famous bass, on my word!”
“Always fond of music—sing when I’m cleaning my plate—learned in Old Beak
Street. _She_ used to teach me,” and he points towards the upper floors.
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