The Cornhill Magazine (Vol. I, No. 5, May 1860)Various
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The Cornhill Magazine (Vol. I, No. 5, May 1860)
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England -- Periodicals; English literature -- Periodicals; Short stories, English -- Periodicals
“You git out of the way till I knock his ’ead off!” roars Bulkeley.
“Take up your cap, sir, and leave the room,” I say, still with the same
elegant firmness.
“Put down that there poker, you coward!” bellows the monster on board
wages.
“Miss Prior!” I say (like a dignified hypocrite, as I own I was), “I
hope no one has offered you a rudeness?” And I glare round, first at the
knight of the bleeding nose, and then at his squire.
Miss Prior’s face, as she replied to me, wore a look of awful scorn.
“Thank you, sir,” she said, turning her head over her shoulder, and
looking at me with her grey eyes. “Thank you, Richard Bedford! God bless
you! I shall ever be thankful to you, wherever I am.” And the stately
figure swept out of the room.
She had seen me behind that confounded statue, then, and I had not come
to her! O torments and racks! O scorpions, fiends, and pitchforks! The
face of Bedford, too (flashing with knightly gratitude anon as she
spoke kind words to him and passed on), wore a look of scorn as he
turned towards me, and then stood, his nostrils distended, and breathing
somewhat hard, glaring at his enemies, and still grasping his mace of
battle.
When Elizabeth was gone, there was a pause of a moment, and then
Blacksheep, taking his bleeding cambric from his nose, shrieks out, “Kill
him, I say! A fellow that dares to hit one in my condition, and when I’m
down! Bulkeley, you great hulking jackass! kill him, I say!”
“Jest let him put that there poker down, that’s hall,” growls Bulkeley.
“You’re afraid, you great cowardly beast! You shall go, Mr.
What-d’ye-call-’em—Mr. Bedford—you shall have the sack, sir, as sure as
your name is what it is! I’ll tell my brother-in-law everything; and as
for that woman——”
“If you say a word against her, I’ll cane you wherever I see you, Captain
Baker!” I cry out.
“Who spoke to _you_?” says the captain, falling back and scowling at me.
“Who hever told you to put _your_ foot in?” says the squire.
I was in such a rage, and so eager to find an object on which I might
wreak my fury, that I confess I plunged at this Bulkeley. I gave him two
most violent blows on the waistcoat, which caused him to double up with
such frightful contortions, that Bedford burst out laughing; and even the
captain with the damaged eye and nose began to laugh too. Then, taking a
lesson from Dick, as there was a fine shining dagger on the table, used
for the cutting open of reviews and magazines, I seized and brandished
this weapon, and I daresay would have sheathed it in the giant’s bloated
corpus, had he made any movement towards me. But he only called out,
“hI’ll be the death on you, you cowards! hI’ll be the death of both on
you!” And snatching up his cap from the carpet, walked out of the room.
“Glad you did that, though,” says Baker, nodding his head. “Think I’d
best pack up.”
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