The Cornhill Magazine (Vol. I, No. 5, May 1860)Various
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The Cornhill Magazine (Vol. I, No. 5, May 1860)
Various
England -- Periodicals; English literature -- Periodicals; Short stories, English -- Periodicals
Jealous of me, think I, as I sink down in a chair in the morning-room,
where the combat had just taken place. And so thou, too, art
fever-caught, my poor physician! What a fascination this girl has. Here’s
the butler: here’s the medical man: here am I: here is the captain has
been smitten—smitten on the nose. Has the gardener been smitten too, and
is the page gnawing his buttons off for jealousy, and is Mons. Bulkeley
equally in love with her? I take up a review, and think over this, as I
glance through its pages.
As I am lounging and reading, Mons. Bulkeley himself makes his
appearance, bearing in cloaks and packages belonging to his lady. “Have
the goodness to take that cap off,” I say, coolly.
“_You_ ’ave the goodness to remember that if hever I see you hout o’ this
’ouse I’ll punch your hugly ’ead off,” says the monstrous menial. But I
poise my paper-cutter, and he retires growling.
From despondency I pass to hope; and the prospect of marriage, which
before appeared so dark to me, assumes a gayer hue. I have four hundred
a year, and that house in Devonshire Street, Bloomsbury Square, of which
the upper part will be quite big enough for us. If we have children,
there is Queen Square for them to walk and play in. Several genteel
families I know, who still live in the neighbourhood, will come and see
my wife, and we shall have a comfortable, cosy little society, suited to
our small means. The tradesmen in Lamb’s Conduit Street are excellent,
and the music at the Foundling always charming. I shall give up one of my
clubs. The other is within an easy walk.
No: my wife’s relations will _not_ plague me. Bessy is a most sensible,
determined woman, and as cool a hand as I know. She will only see Mrs.
Prior at proper (and, I trust, distant) intervals. Her brothers and
sisters will learn to know their places, and not obtrude upon me or the
company which I keep. My friends, who are educated people and gentlemen,
will not object to visit me because I live over a shop (my ground floor
and spacious back premises in Devonshire Street are let to a German
toy-warehouse). I shall add a hundred or two at least to my income by my
literary labour; and Bessy, who has practised frugality all her life, and
been a good daughter and a good sister, I know will prove a good wife,
and, please heaven! a good mother. Why, four hundred a year, _plus_ two
hundred, is a nice little income. And my old college friend, Wigmore, who
is just on the Bench? He will, he must get me a place—say three hundred a
year. With nine hundred a year we can do quite well.
Love is full of elations and despondencies. The future, over which such
a black cloud of doubt lowered a few minutes since, blushed a sweet
rose-colour now. I saw myself happy, beloved, with a competence, and
imagined myself reposing in the delightful garden of Red Lion Square on
some summer evening, and half-a-dozen little Batchelors frisking over the
flower-bespangled grass there.
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