The Cornhill Magazine (Vol. IV, No. 2, August 1861)Various
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The Cornhill Magazine (Vol. IV, No. 2, August 1861)
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tall larch-tree, and perched himself triumphantly among its topmost
branches. The dominie, who was not deficient in pluck when upholding the
prerogative of the tag, immediately made the attempt to follow him; but
finding the branches rather too slight to bear his weight, he was glad
to slide down again, after having successfully climbed the stem. Having
in vain commanded Sandy to come down, the dominie held a council of war
with himself for a few minutes, and suddenly resolved upon his strategy.
One of the boys was despatched to a neighbouring farm-house for an axe.
When it was brought, the dominie set to work at the root of the tree,
and, when he had given it two or three strokes, called out once more
to Sandy—“Will you come down, sir?” Sandy looked cautiously over from
his nest among the branches to see what probability there was of the
dominie’s being able to fell the tree, and, apparently, coming to the
conclusion that he couldn’t do it, contemptuously answered—“Na, I winna
come doon.” Once more the dominie laid the axe at the root of Sandy’s
citadel, and though he made little progress in cutting it, the tree shook
at every stroke, until Sandy, becoming rather uncomfortable, consented
to come down. He had no sooner reached the ground, than he was collared
and marched off to the school in triumph, and was duly whipped by extreme
process.
Our parents rarely interfered to protect us from the tag, when it was
administered in moderation; though occasionally some noise was made
when a boy was sent home utterly incapacitated from occupying a sitting
position. The miller’s wife—a strong-minded dame of the “rampaging”
order—so far from being maternally indignant when her son, Johnny, was
sent home in a state of pulp, would occasionally call in to enjoin the
dominie not to spare him. This lady was a chief actor in one of our most
memorable “scenes.” Her son Johnny had “fugied” for several days running,
and had been found out and duly whipped by the maternal order. Some time
after this the good lady found Johnny hiding in the mill, about the
middle of the day, when he ought to have been at school. I remember well
what came of that discovery. Late one afternoon we were startled from our
studies by a noise of wheels, the clattering of some iron instrument,
and the accents of a shrill, angry voice. The master immediately ran out
to see what was the matter, and we, the pupils, took the opportunity to
rush to the windows. It was the miller’s wife, who had arrived with her
son Johnny in a cart, keeping guard over him with the kitchen tongs.
The next minute Johnny was driven into the schoolroom by his infuriate
parent, who banged him with the tongs as he ran. I shall never forget the
scene that ensued. “Now have your wull o’ him,” said the Spartan parent
to the dominie. The dominie thus licensed, got out the tag; but Johnny
no sooner caught sight of that instrument than he was nerved to the most
desperate resistance.
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