The Cornhill Magazine (Vol. IV, No. 2, August 1861)Various
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The Cornhill Magazine (Vol. IV, No. 2, August 1861)
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England -- Periodicals; English literature -- Periodicals; Short stories, English -- Periodicals
Yes; that they were conquered in the end, there is no doubt. They plunged
headlong (and uttering the most frightful bad language) into some pit
where Jack came with his smart _couteau de chasse_ and whipped their
brutal heads off. They would be going to devour maidens,
“But ever when it seemed
Their need was at the sorest,
A knight, in armour bright,
Came riding through the forest.”
And, down after a combat, would go the brutal persecutor with a lance
through his midriff. Yes, I say, this is very true and well. But you
remember that round the ogre’s cave, the ground was covered, for hundreds
and hundreds of yards, _with the bones of the victims_ whom he had lured
into the castle. Many knights and maids came to him and perished under
his knife and teeth. Were dragons the same as ogres? Monsters dwelling
in caverns, whence they rushed, attired in plate armour, wielding pikes
and torches, and destroying stray passengers who passed by their lair?
Monsters, brutes, rapacious tyrants, ruffians, as they were, doubtless
they ended by being overcome. But, before they were destroyed, they did
a deal of mischief. The bones round their caves were countless. They had
sent many brave souls to Hades, before their own fled, howling, out of
their rascal carcasses, to the same place of gloom.
There is no greater mistake than to suppose that fairies, champions,
distressed damsels, and by consequence ogres have ceased to exist. It may
not be _ogreable_ to them (pardon the horrible pleasantry, but, as I am
writing in the solitude of my chamber, I am grinding my teeth—yelling,
roaring, and cursing—brandishing my scissors and paper-cutter, and, as
it were, have become an ogre). I say there is no greater mistake than
to suppose that ogres have ceased to exist. We all _know_ ogres. Their
caverns are round us, and about us. There are the castles of several
ogres within a mile of the spot where I write. I think some of them
suspect I am an ogre myself. I am not: but I know they are. I visit
them. I don’t mean to say that they take a cold roast prince out of the
cupboard, and have a cannibal feast before _me_. But I see the bones
lying about the roads to their houses, and in the areas and gardens.
Politeness, of course, prevents me from making any remarks; but I know
them well enough. One of the ways to know ’em is to watch the scared
looks of the ogres’ wives and children. They lead an awful life. They
are present at dreadful cruelties. In their excesses those ogres will
stab about, and kill not only strangers who happen to call in and ask a
night’s lodging, but they will outrage, murder, and chop up their own
kin. We all know ogres, I say, and have been in their dens often. It is
not necessary that ogres who ask you to dine should offer their guests
the _peculiar dish_ which they like. They cannot always get a Tom Thumb
family. They eat mutton and beef too; and I daresay even go out to tea,
and invite you to drink it.
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