The Cornhill Magazine (Vol. XLI, No. 241 new series, July 1916)Various
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The Cornhill Magazine (Vol. XLI, No. 241 new series, July 1916)
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England -- Periodicals; English literature -- Periodicals; Short stories, English -- Periodicals
The name of Colonel Sibthorpe lingers in the Parliamentary gallery of
notabilities of the Unreformed Parliament. Q describes him as woefully
deficient in judgment.
‘If there be a right and a wrong side to any subject he is
sure to adopt the wrong one. He never makes a very long speech
because he cannot. But he speaks on every subject, and in
Committee it is no unusual thing for him to make fifteen or
twenty speeches in one night.’
Like the maid in the pastoral poem, Colonel Sibthorpe’s face was his
fortune, at least the early making of it.
‘Two or three Senators rejoice in tufts,’ Q writes, ‘and a
few more in whiskers of decent proportions. Compared with
the moustache and whiskers of the gallant Colonel one feels
indignant that they should be dignified by the name. The lower
section of his face, drawing a straight line from ear to ear
immediately under his nose, is one great forest of hair. You
hardly know whether he has a mouth or not, so completely is it
buried amidst the surrounding crop of hair.’
This personal peculiarity elicited from O’Connell a fair example of the
sort of humour that in these past times appealed to an assembly grateful
for temporary deliverance from a state of boredom. Sibthorpe, making one
of his incoherent attacks upon the Liberal majority, said:
‘I am no party man. I have never acted from party feelings, but
I must say I do not like the countenances of hon. gentlemen
opposite.’
O’Connell, following, retorted amid what Q describes as peals of laughter:
‘We who sit on this side certainly have not such remarkable
countenances as that of the gallant Colonel. I would not abate
him a single hair’—here resounded a peal of laughter—‘in good
humour on this or any other ordinary occasion.’
Macaulay, seated in the Commons as Member for Leeds, a connection broken
when he went out to India as a Member of Council, did not escape Q’s
searching and shrewd observation. He gives a description of his personal
appearance founded on the style of the ‘Police News’ circulating
particulars respecting an absconded criminal:
‘His personal appearance is prepossessing. In stature he is
about middle size and well formed. His eyes are of a deep blue
and have a very intelligent expression. His complexion is dark,
his hair of a beautiful jet black. His face is rather inclined
to the oval form. His features are small and regular. He is now
in the thirty-eighth year of his age.’
Passing through the stately hall of the Reform Club, I often stop to look
at a portrait of Macaulay hung on the wall at the foot of the stairway.
One would not recognise it from this minute description of the Member
for Leeds who sat in the Parliament in the early ’thirties of the last
century. But between the printed letter and the painted canvas a period
of thirty years stretched.
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