The Cornhill Magazine (vol. XLI, no. 245 new series, November 1916)Various
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The Cornhill Magazine (vol. XLI, no. 245 new series, November 1916)
Various
England -- Periodicals; English literature -- Periodicals; Short stories, English -- Periodicals
‘Get the office bike, take this note to Captain Lorrison, and bring back
an answer. Here’s a pass.’
Scupham departed, grumbling audibly. It meant a fifteen-mile ride, the
day was warm, and he disliked physical exertion. He returned late that
evening with the answer, which was as follows:
‘DEAR PICKERS,—Curse your fool colonel. Jordan may go any day,
and if we don’t get you we’ll probably be stuck with some
child who knows nothing. Besides, we want you to come. The
preliminary bombardment is well under way, so there’s not much
time. Meet me at the B.A.C.[7] headquarters to-morrow evening
at 8 and we’ll fix up something. In haste,
‘Yours ever,
‘T. LORRISON.’
There are people who do not believe in luck. But if it was not luck which
assisted Pickersdyke by producing the events which followed his receipt
of that note, then it was Providence in a genial and most considerate
mood. He spent a long time trying to think of a reasonable excuse for
going to see Lorrison, but he might have saved himself the trouble. Some
light-hearted fool had sent up shrapnel instead of high explosive to the
very B.A.C. that Pickersdyke wanted to visit. Angry telephone messages
were coming through, and the colonel at once sent his adjutant up to
offer plausible explanations.
Pickersdyke covered a lot of ground that afternoon. It was necessary
to find an infuriated artillery brigadier and persuade him that the
error was not likely to occur again, and was in any case not really the
fault of the D.A.C. section commander. It was then necessary to find
this latter and make it clear to him that he was without doubt the most
incompetent officer in the allied forces, and that the error was entirely
due to his carelessness. And it was essential to arrange for forwarding
what was required.
Lorrison arrived punctually and evidently rather excited.
‘What price the news?’ he said at once.
Pickersdyke had heard none. He had been far too busy.
‘We’re for it at last—going to bombard all night till 4.30 A.M.—every
bally gun in the army as far as I can see. And we’ve got orders to be
ready to move in close support of the infantry if they get through. _To
move!_ Just think of that after all these months.’
Pickersdyke swore as he had not done since he was a rough-riding
bombardier.
‘And that’s boxed _my_ chances,’ he ended up.
‘Wait a bit,’ said Lorrison. ‘There’s a vacancy waiting for you if you’ll
take it. We got pretty badly “crumped”[8] last night. The Bosches put
some big “hows” and a couple of “pip-squeak” batteries on to us just when
we were replenishing. They smashed up several wagons and did a lot of
damage. Poor old Jordan got the devil of a shaking—he was thrown about
ten yards. Lucky not to be blown to bits, though. Anyway, he’s been sent
to hospital.’
He looked inquiringly at Pickersdyke. The latter’s face portrayed an
unholy joy.
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