The Cottage of Delight: A NovelHarben, Will N. (Will Nathaniel)
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The Cottage of Delight: A Novel
Harben, Will N. (Will Nathaniel)
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"Thank you, Professor," Mrs. Suggs said, as she picked at a few stray
calf hairs on her sleeve. "I wouldn't insist if I wasn't sure that I've
got something to say in plain English that you all will overlook. It is
this, Mr. Chairman and gentlemen. I've had friendly talks with Sister
Whaley and she has sort of let me in on her troubles and fears. Now
there is just one thing that will happen if you botch this matter. Dick
Whaley is the biggest fool and the wildest man when he is mad that ever
lived, and, while you haven't thought of it, this thing may bring about
bloodshed. He has already brought one man to death's door, and this will
be the worst thing for Brother Whaley to stand of anything that ever
crossed his path. He might have stood the talk about his son-in-law
being an atheist, but he'll never put up with what is being said about
selling his own child to a life of infamy, and the likelihood of his
being the grandfather of stock of that sort. If you fellers go on with
this, the innocent blood of more than one person may be on your heads.
Now I'm giving you fair warning, and I'm doing it in time to set you
all to thinking. Serving God is our duty, but if you fellows go over to
Dick Whaley's with this cock-and-bull yarn that you just heard from a
man peddling through the country, you will be led there by the devil
himself. That is all I've got to say."
She sat down. There was a lengthy silence. The men glanced from one to
another in helpless inquiry of rapidly shifting eyes. Then a composite
stare became fixed upon Suggs's troubled lineaments. He arose, shrugged,
knitted his brows, and coughed.
"There is something in what my wife has said," he began, "and, on the
whole, it may be that we ought to wait a little while before we take
this thing up. The whole country is rife with it, and Brother Whaley is
bound to hear it. He may act rash--in fact, now that I think of it, he
will be sure to do it, and I'm going to be frank and say here and now
that I'd rather not handle matches around as big a powder-can as this
one is. So if you will bring in the cider and cakes, Sister Suggs, I'll
adjourn this meeting _sine die_. By the way, that's Latin, isn't it,
Professor?"
"Yes," the Professor answered, warmly grateful for being applied to,
"but I'd prefer the less common and more erudite term of _re infecta_."
"Which means," replied Suggs, without intending to joke, "that we may be
infected again?"
"Oh no, not that, by any means!" the Professor responded. "You quite
miss the point. You see, my worthy brother, in the Latin language--"
But the cider and cake was being brought in; the men were rising to
receive the glasses which were tinkling on a tray, and good humor and
smug rectitude prevailed.
CHAPTER XXIX
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