In many dovecotes there was, all the same, a mighty flutter. On the
side of the angels, amid honorable and right honorable gentlemen all
over the House, there was much anticipatory preening of feathers.
The plain English of the matter was the country would not stand for
a buccaneering war with China. Also there was now a second vital
consideration to face. Endor with foolhardy courage had made the
curbing of the U. P. the first plank in his platform, yet the result
had justified him. The whole country was now alive to the extreme peril
of the Newspaper Ring and it was in a mood for action.
Said the pundits, it would need a new constitution to do it. But the
super-pundits didn’t think so. Or even granting that such was the case,
there would be no difficulty. Since the U. P. had taken the affairs of
the nation in hand, a new constitution could be delivered every morning
with the punctuality of the _Planet_, the _Mercury_ or the U. P. Milk
in U. P. germ-proof bottles.
John Endor was Home Secretary now. A man not yet forty, with only a few
years’ experience of parliamentary life, his rise had been singularly
rapid. Without being called upon to serve an apprenticeship in a minor
office, at one leap he had reached the Cabinet. True, it was almost
the worst Cabinet that had ever misgoverned the country, but at its
head was a man of great abilities. And this man, faced with a terrible
menace to the world’s peace, was bent upon the only remedy. Come what
might, Saul Hartz, “the secret power behind the throne of antichrist,”
in the picturesque phrase of John Endor--the prime minister himself
preferred the saponaceous to the picturesque--must at all costs be
broken.
To this end Mr. Williams, with discreet assistance from the Crown
lawyers, set himself to devise a Bill. His task was not light, for
directly or indirectly almost every salaried official, not to say every
wage-earning person in the Island, was now affiliated to the Ring. The
measure was on lines long familiar in America, but in “free” Britain it
was something new.
The Wilberforce Williams Anti-Trust Law was designed for the castration
of the U. P. For that reason it was doubtful if it would ever find its
way to the statute book. But as its sponsor mildly said, “There is
no harm in trying.” From the first, the prime minister was extremely
modest about this measure. For one thing, personal modesty was the
prime minister’s long suit. On the Front Bench, on the platform, at the
dinner table, on the golf course, at an evening party, he had always
been so modest as to seem apologetic, not to say deprecatory. “Really,
my dear sir--to think that I--of all people--should be asked to form a
government--why, my dear sir--you know as well as I do--that the idea
is positively--ah--ludicrous.”
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