The letter duly detached from the growing pile was handed to the Mayor,
who looked every inch of him--and they were many--the City’s Chief
Magistrate, as he put on a pair of eyeglasses to peruse it. For several
minutes he studied the letter in silence with the frown of a man who
did not quite know his own mind. At last, the study was terminated and
the frown increased by the return of Niblo, who with a fine air of
importance bore a number of pamphlets, some of which were white, some
of which were red, some of which were blue.
Sir Munt read the white one first:
LOVELY MATLOCK,
THE INCOMPARABLE METROPOLIS OF THE
PEAK DISTRICT OF DERBYSHIRE
A select number of subscribers to the UNIVERSAL PRESS will be
transmitted daily to this enchanted spot, free of all charge, by AUNT
MITTIE NUMBER THREE (Chicago World’s Fair Model).
For full particulars apply to
GEORGE BUTTERS, ESQ.,
_Chief U. P. Agent_,
King’s Parade.
ENDOR MUST GO
So much for the first announcement. The second, on blue paper, was as
follows:
BLACKHAMPTON EMPIRE (Twice Nightly)
On Monday next, and throughout the week, the world-famous COLORADO
QUARTET will present a new song and glee entitled “ENDOR MUST
GO.” Words by the Poet Laureate. Music by Sir Topman Murtle,
O.M., Mus. Doc. (Copies of this beautiful work half price to all
subscribers to the U. P.) Logan’s Elephants. Parajinksy Troupe of
Priceless Bounders. Kuhlmann’s Performing Seals, and a host of other
attractions, including The World in Pictures on the U. P. Bioscope
showing the recent riot at Hellington when the Member for East
Blackhampton (Mr. John Endor, M.P.) was severely handled. Prices as
usual. Special terms for subscribers to the U. P.
The third announcement, on red paper, ran thus:
KINEMA HALL
The most exquisitely appointed Picture Palace in the Midland Counties
is now showing LOVELY LILY LANGRISH (England’s Own) in her great
three-reel exclusive “THE BRIDE OF PRINCE CHARMING.” Also East
Blackhampton Election Scenes. Arrival of Sir Stuyvescent Milgrim at
Central Station. Enthusiastic Reception. Floral tribute from Members
of the U. P., etc., etc. Also vivid two-reeler of the Recent Riot
at Hellington. John Endor, M.P., nearly loses his life. Thrilling
escape by back door from a mob of Infuriated Workers, etc., etc.
Also a first release of the latest triumph of U. P. kinematography.
Saul Hartz, Esq., O.M., the great philanthropist, in the robes of an
Honorary Curator of Blackpool Observatory, praying with the Chief
Druid at the Welsh Eisteddfod. A print in five colors, suitable for
the home, based on this subject, after the famous work by Albert
Blantyre, A.R.A. (awarded Gold Medallion at Chicago World’s Fair) may
be had on application free of charge by all _bona fide_ subscribers
to the U. P.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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