The Cream of the Jest: A comedy of evasionsCabell, James Branch
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The Cream of the Jest: A comedy of evasions
Cabell, James Branch
Allegories; Authors -- Fiction; Dreams -- Fiction; Fantasy fiction
For you are married, you and she: and you live, contentedly enough, in a
four-square world, where there is the rent and your social obligations
and the children’s underclothing to be considered, long and long before
indulgence in rattle-pate mountain-climbing. And people glibly think of
you as Mr. and Mrs. Grundy now, almost as a unit: but do you really know
very much about that woman whose gentle breathing—for we will not
crudely call it snoring—you can always hear at will o’ nights? Suppose,
by a wild flight of fancy, that she is no more honest with you than you
are with her?
* * * * *
So to Kennaston his wife remained a not unfriendly mystery. They had
been as demi-gods for a little while; and the dream had faded, to leave
it matters not what memories; and they were only Mr. and Mrs. Felix
Kennaston. Concerning all of us, my fellow failures in the great and
hopeless adventure of matrimony, this apologue is narrated.
Yet, as I look into my own wife’s face—no more the loveliest, but still
the dearest of all earthly faces, I protest—and as I wonder how much she
really knows about me or the universe at large, and have not the least
notion—why, I elect to believe that, in the ultimate, Kennaston was not
dissatisfied. For all of us the dream-haze merges into the glare of
common day; the _dea certé_, whom that fled roseate light transfigured,
stands confessed a simple loving woman, a creature of like flesh and
limitations as our own: but who are we to mate with goddesses? It is
enough that much in us which is not merely human has for once found
exercise—has had its high-pitched outing, however fleet—and that,
because of many abiding memories, we know, assuredly, the way of flesh
is not a futile scurrying through dining-rooms and offices and shops and
parlors, and thronged streets and restaurants, “and so to bed.”
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V
Which Mr. Flaherty Does Not Quite Explain
WITH the preceding preachment I wish I might end the story. For what
follows—which is my own little part in the story of Felix Kennaston—is
that discomfortable sort of anticlimax wherein the key to a mystery, by
unlocking unsuspected doors, discloses only another equally perplexing
riddle.
Kathleen Kennaston died in her sleep some eleven months after her
husband discovered the missing half of the sigil....
“I have a sort of headache,” she said, toward nine o’clock in the
evening. “I believe I will go to bed, Felix.” So she kissed him
goodnight, in just that emotionless preoccupied fashion that years of
living together had made familiar; and so she left him in the
music-room, to smoke and read magazines. He never saw her living any
more.
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