The Cream of the Jest: A comedy of evasionsCabell, James Branch
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The Cream of the Jest: A comedy of evasions
Cabell, James Branch
Allegories; Authors -- Fiction; Dreams -- Fiction; Fantasy fiction
This prefigured a crowned woman, in bright parti-colored garments of
white and red and yellow, under a black mantle embroidered with small
sparkling stars. Upon the woman’s forehead was a disk, like a round
glittering mirror; seen closer, it was engraved with tiny characters,
and Kennaston viewed it with a thrill of recognition. To the woman’s
right were vipers rising from the earth, and to the left were stalks of
ripe corn, all in their proper colors. In one hand she carried a golden
boat, from which a coiled asp raised its head threateningly. From the
other hand dangled three or four slender metal rods, which were not a
part of the statue, but were loosely attached to it, so that the least
wind caused them to move and jangle. There was nothing whatever in the
gray-walled room save this curious gleaming statue and the lean man and
the mechanical toy on which he labored.
He explained its workings, willingly enough. See now! you kindled a fire
in this little cube-shaped box. The air inside expanded through this
pipe into the first jar of water, and forced the water out, through this
other pipe, into this tiny bucket. The bucket thus became heavier and
heavier, till its weight at last pulled down the string by which the
bucket was swung over a pulley, and so, moved this lever.
Oh, yes, the notion was an old one; the priest admitted he had copied
the toy from one made by Hero of Alexandria, who died years ago. Still,
it was an ingenious trifle: moreover—and here was the point—enlarge the
scale, change the cube-shaped box into the temple altar, fasten the
lever to the temple doors, and you had the mechanism for a miracle.
People had only to offer burnt sacrifices to the Goddess, and before
their eyes the All-Mother, the holy and perpetual preserver of the human
race, would stoop to material thaumaturgy, and would condescend to
animate her sacred portals.
“We very decidedly need some striking miracle to advertise our temple,”
he told Kennaston. “Folk are flocking like sheep after these barbarous
new Galilean heresies. But the All-Mother is compassionate to human
frailty; and this device will win back many erring feet to the true
way.”
And Kennaston saw there were tears in this man’s dark, sad eyes. The
trickster was striving to uphold the faith of his fathers; and in the
attempt he had constructed a practicable steam-engine.
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II
Deals With Pen Scratches
THEN Kennaston was in Alexandria when John the Grammarian pleaded with
the victorious Arabian general Amrou to spare the royal library, the
sole repository at this period of many of the masterworks of Greek and
Roman literature.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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