The Cream of the Jest: A comedy of evasionsCabell, James Branch
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The Cream of the Jest: A comedy of evasions
Cabell, James Branch
Allegories; Authors -- Fiction; Dreams -- Fiction; Fantasy fiction
So, as nearly as one can phrase the matter, it was really as a proof of
confidence in his Author’s literary abilities that Felix Kennaston was
presently confirmed at our little country church, to the delight of his
wife and the approbation of his neighbors. It was felt to be eminently
suitable: that such a quiet well-to-do man of his years and station
should not be a communicant was generally, indeed, adjudged unnatural.
And when William T. Vartrey (of the Lichfield Iron Works) was gathered
to his grandfathers, in the following autumn, Mr. Kennaston was rather
as a matter of course elected to succeed him in the vestry. And
Kennaston was unfeignedly pleased and flattered.
* * * * *
To the discerning it is easy enough to detect in all this fantastic
theorizing the man’s obsessing love of ordered beauty and his abhorrence
of slovenliness—of shapelessness—which make his writings so admirable,
here alluring him to believe that such ideals must also be cherished by
Omnipotence. This poet loved his formal art to the extent of coming to
assume it was the purpose and the origin of terrestrial life. Life
seemed to him, in short, a God’s chosen form of artistic
self-expression; and as a confrère, Kennaston found the result
praiseworthy. Even inanimate nature, he sometimes thought, might be a
divine experiment in _vers libre_.... But neither the justice of
Kennaston’s airdrawn surmises, nor their wildness, matters; the point is
that they made of him a vestryman who in appearance and speech and
actions, and in essential beliefs, differed not at all from his
associates in office, who had comfortably acquired their standards by
hearsay. So that the moral of his theorizing should be no less obvious
than salutary.
* * * * *
Thus, he too entered at last into that belief which is man’s noble
heritage....
“Or I would put it, rather, that belief is man’s _métier_,” Kennaston
once corrected me—“for the sufficient reason that man has nothing to do
with certainties. He cannot ever get in direct touch with reality. Such
is the immutable law, the true cream of the jest. Felix Kennaston, so
long as he wears the fleshly body of Felix Kennaston, is conscious only
of various tiny disturbances in his brain-cells, which entertain and
interest him, but cannot pretend to probe to the roots of reality about
anything. By the nature of my mental organs, it is the sensation the
thing arouses in my brain of which I am aware, and never of the thing
itself. I am conscious only of appearances. They may all be illusory. I
cannot ever tell. But it is my human privilege to believe whatever I may
elect.”
“And, my dear sir,” as I pointed out, “is not this hair-splitting,
really, a reduction of human life to the very shallowest sort of
mysticism, that gets you nowhere?”
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