The Cream of the Jest: A comedy of evasionsCabell, James Branch
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The Cream of the Jest: A comedy of evasions
Cabell, James Branch
Allegories; Authors -- Fiction; Dreams -- Fiction; Fantasy fiction
“Well! it was scarcely heaven’s name that was invoked there, if old
tales are to be trusted. Traditionally, the Sabbat was a meeting
attended by all witches in satisfactory diabolical standing, lightly
attired in smears of various magical ointments; and their vehicle of
transportation to this outing was, of course, the traditional
broomstick. Good Friday,” I continued, seeing they all seemed willing
enough to listen, “was the favorite date for these gatherings, which
were likewise sometimes held on St. John’s Eve, on Walburga’s Eve, and
on Hallowe’en Night. The diversions were numerous: there was feasting,
music, and dancing, with the devil performing obligatos on the pipes or
a cittern, and not infrequently preaching a burlesque sermon. He usually
attended in the form of a monstrous goat; and when—when not amorously
inclined, often thrashed the witches with their own broomsticks. The
more practical pursuits of the evening included the opening of graves,
to despoil dead bodies of finger- and toe-joints, and certain portions
of the winding-sheet, with which to prepare a powder that had strange
uses.... But the less said of that, the better. Here, also, the devil
taught his disciples how to make and christen statues of wax, so that by
roasting these effigies the persons whose names they bore would be
wasted away by sickness.”
“I see,” says Kennaston, intently regarding his fingernails: “they must
have been highly enjoyable social outings, all around.”
“They must have been worse than family reunions,” put in Mrs. Kennaston,
and affected to shudder.
“Indeed, there are certain points of resemblance,” I conceded, “in the
general atmosphere of jealous hostility and the ruthless digging-up of
what were better left buried.”
Then Kennaston asked carelessly, “But how could such absurd
superstitions ever get any hold on people, do you suppose?”
“That would require rather a lengthy explanation—Why, no,” I protested,
in answer to his shrug; “the Sabbat is not inexplicable. Hahn-Kraftner’s
book, or Herbert Perlin’s either, will give you a very fair notion of
what the Sabbat really was—something not in the least grotesque, but
infinitely more awe-inspiring than is hinted by any traditions in
popular use. And Le Bret, whom bookdealers rightly list as ‘curious’—”
“Yes. I have read those books, it happens. My uncle had them, you know.
But”—Kennaston was plainly not quite at ease—“but, after all, is it not
more wholesome to dismiss such theories as fantastic nonsense, even if
they are perfectly true?”
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