All the rooms were overrun with these strangers. It began to smell of
bad tobacco, sweat, and vodka. Many of them drank to keep their
courage up: they were afraid of a possible armed resistance.
A gendarme placed his Colonel’s voluminous portfolio on the grand
piano in the drawing-room. The Colonel, stepping forward to the middle
of the room, so that the light of the centre cluster of lamps fell
almost directly upon his bald forehead and upon his bushy,
sandy-haired moustache, pronounced in an official tone:
“Where’s the master of this house?”
He made a determined effort to give the impression that he did not
know Doctor Svetilovitch or the others. Actually he knew nearly all of
them personally. Doctor Svetilovitch walked up to him.
“I am the master of this house. I am Doctor Svetilovitch,” he said in
a no less official tone.
The Colonel in the blue uniform then announced:
“M. Svetilovitch, it is my duty to make a search of your house.”
Doctor Svetilovitch asked:
“Under whose authority are you doing this? And where is your warrant
for carrying out the search?”
The Colonel of the gendarmerie turned towards the piano and rummaged
in his portfolio, but produced nothing. He said:
“I assure you I have an order. If you have any doubts you can call up
on the telephone.”
Then the Colonel turned to the Inspector of the police and said:
“Please collect them all in one room.”
All, except Doctor Svetilovitch, were compelled to go into the
dining-room, which now became crowded and uncomfortable. Armed
constables were placed at both doors--the one entering the hall and
the other the dining-room--as well as in all the corners. Their faces
were dull, and their guns seemed unnecessary and absurd in these
peaceful surroundings--but then the guests felt even more
uncomfortable.
A detective looked out from time to time from the drawing-room door.
He looked searchingly into the faces. The look he had on his
disagreeable face with its white eyebrows and eyelashes gave the
impression that he was sniffing the air.
In the drawing-room the Colonel of the gendarmerie was saying to
Doctor Svetilovitch:
“And now, M. Svetilovitch, will you be so good as to tell me with what
object you have arranged this gathering?”
Doctor Svetilovitch replied with an ironic smile:
“With the object of dancing and dining, nothing more. You can see for
yourself that we are all peaceable folk.”
“Very well,” said the Colonel in an authoritative, rude tone. “Are the
names and families of all gathered here with the object you state
known to you?”
Doctor Svetilovitch shrugged his shoulders in astonishment and
replied:
“Of course they are known to me! Why shouldn’t I know my own guests? I
believe you know many of them yourself.”
“Be so good,” requested the Colonel, “as to give me the names of all
your guests.”
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