Christmas stories, English; England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Holidays -- Fiction
"What do you mean, you vagabond?" said Tackleton.
"I mean that, as I can make allowance for your being vexed," returned
the other with a smile, "I am as deaf to harsh discourse this morning as
I was to all discourse last night."
The look that Tackleton bestowed upon him, and the start he gave!
"I am sorry, sir," said Edward, holding out May's left hand, and
especially the third finger, "that the young lady can't accompany you to
church; but, as she has been there once this morning, perhaps you'll
excuse her."
Tackleton looked hard at the third finger, and took a little piece of
silver paper, apparently containing a ring, from his waistcoat pocket.
"Miss Slowboy," said Tackleton, "will you have the kindness to throw
that in the fire? Thankee."
"It was a previous engagement, quite an old engagement, that prevented
my wife from keeping her appointment with you, I assure you," said
Edward.
"Mr. Tackleton will do me the justice to acknowledge that I revealed it
to him faithfully; and that I told him, many times, I never could forget
it," said May, blushing.
"Oh, certainly!" said Tackleton. "Oh, to be sure! Oh, it's all right,
it's quite correct! Mrs. Edward Plummer, I infer?"
"That's the name," returned the bridegroom.
"Ah! I shouldn't have known you, sir," said Tackleton, scrutinising his
face narrowly, and making a low bow. "I give you joy, sir!"
"Thankee."
"Mrs. Peerybingle," said Tackleton, turning suddenly to where she stood
with her husband; "I'm sorry. You haven't done me a very great kindness,
but, upon my life, I am sorry. You are better than I thought you. John
Peerybingle, I am sorry. You understand me; that's enough. It's quite
correct, ladies and gentlemen all, and perfectly satisfactory. Good
morning!"
With these words he carried it off, and carried himself off too: merely
stopping at the door to take the flowers and favours from his horse's
head, and to kick that animal once in the ribs, as a means of informing
him that there was a screw loose in his arrangements.
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