He was that most remarkable product--an English gentleman. Given the
real article--and there is no mistaking it when once encountered--there
is nothing in the world which can be compared to it. I speak who know.
He was tall. He was perfectly dressed. He was handsome--I never saw a
more handsome man. And he had that air of infinite, yet unconscious,
condescension which the English gentleman, alone of all the creatures
of the world, is born with, and which, willy-nilly, he carries with him
from the cradle to the grave.
They tell you in the different countries of the world that the
Englishman is awkward, shy, ungraceful, seldom at his ease. May be; but
not the English gentleman. He is the only man I have known who is
always at his ease in every possible situation. But he is not to be
found on every bush. Even in his own country he is the rarest of rare
birds. Being born a peer, even though he can trace his tree to Noah,
does not make a man a gentleman--you bet that it does not. I believe
that an English gentleman is a caprice, an accident. He is not to be
accounted for by natural laws. And though, for all I know, he may be
trusted by his fellows, he is not to be trusted by a woman. He has one
code of honour for his own sex and another for ours.
That is so, though it may not be according to the copybooks.
My friend the gentleman was a real smart man. As he lolled back in his
seat, enjoying his tobacco, it did you good to see him smile. His voice
was typical of his kind, it fell like music on your ears. As you looked
at him and listened, you could have sworn that he had not a care upon
his mind. He was at peace with himself, and all the world. And it was
all so natural; he was to the manner born.
I found him quite delightful. I could see what he was doing--he was
reckoning me up. And he was puzzled where to place me. I took him into
my real confidence, for reasons of my own, and that puzzled him still
more. I told him nothing but the truth. How I had gone out to America,
and met poor dear Daniel, and married him. And how he had died and left
me a widow, and his pile to comfort me. And how I had come back to
England childless and forlorn and all alone. I laid stress upon my
loneliness. I think that touched him. When a woman tells a man that she
is lonely he takes it that she means that there is not a man anywhere
in sight, and that the coast is clear for him, and that does touch
him. His manner became quite sympathetic. He was as nice as could
be--allusive, as a real smart man can be, with a delicate, intangible
directness almost equal to a woman's.
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