We did find it a roughish way. We also found that there were some
roughish people thereabouts, especially the proprietors of the costers'
barrows. It must have been at least eleven, but they were carrying on a
market in the gutter as briskly as if it had been the middle of the
day. I said to Archie, as soon as I saw what sort of place it was, that
we had better sneak through in single file, and thank our stars when we
found ourselves out of it. But the others didn't seem to see it. They
were bent on improving the shining hour. And they improved it. When I
did begin to understand that I was in Victoria Street, at last, some
gentleman had borrowed my hat, and I had to tie a handkerchief under my
chin to keep the rest of my hair on my head.
"A lively five minutes," observed Teddy, picking what were either
pieces of a potato or of an onion from his eye.
I moved a little from him. Owing to his having been upset among the
dried fish on a coster's barrow he smelt a bit strong. Silvester held
up something in the air.
"I've got a cabbage, and, by jove, I believe some one's got my watch."
There was a roar of voices issuing from the street through which we had
come.
"Here they are again!" I cried. "I've had enough of it. I'm off. Hi!
cabby!"
Two hansoms were prowling by. I jumped into one. Two or three of the
fellows followed me. We drove away from our friends of Strutton Ground
with a parting yell, the rest of the fellows in the second hansom
bringing up the rear.
They would not let us in at the Criterion. The individual at the door
seemed to think that there was something in our appearance which was
not exactly what it ought to be. Silvester presented him with the
cabbage for which, quite unintentionally, he had exchanged his watch.
But so far from allowing that handsome contribution to the family
larder--it had cost Eugene perhaps fifty pounds--to melt his heart, the
stiff-necked Cerberus actually threatened us with the police. So we
adjourned to the tavern at the corner till they turned us out. Then we
went for a quiet stroll along Piccadilly, seven abreast, which soon
landed us in the thick of a row. It was a fight of giants while it
lasted. But the police were one too many. They bore the Honourable off
in triumph. We followed him in a body to Vine Street Station, where
every one was most polite. But they wouldn't hear of bail. A policeman
had a most dreadful eye, and he made out that it was Jem. So we had to
leave him in the hands of cruel strangers to spend the night. Poor Jem!
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