It was the scandal of the row; a battered billycock lay rotting on the
roof above; strange fragments of song were always liable to burst from
within, as of a gentleman roistering in his sleep, and at times a
bristly countenance would roll red eyes over the backs of the red
houses, beginning and ending with the flats at the bottom of the street.
If a dark handsome face appeared simultaneously at a top flat window,
the chances were that both would vanish, but it would have been
difficult to detect the exchange of actual signals.
On the return of Alfred Croucher, shaven and collared, from the audience
in Welbeck Street, he went so far as to wink and wave from the window
that disgraced the mews to the one that crowned the flats. His rolling
eyes still had their whites about them; his wrists were still in
unaccustomed cuffs; and Mostyn Scarth was at his elbow before it could
be lifted with the bottle brought in to celebrate the occasion.
"Just one!" said Croucher, pitching his mongrel whine in the key of
comic extravaganza. "I deserve all ten fingers for what I got to tell
yer!"
"Not a drop, my Lazarus!" said Scarth. "When do you move in?"
"To-day--now."
"You shall have the whole bottle when you come out. You may want it.
What about that stamped note-paper?"
"Couldn't lay 'ands on a scrap."
"Hadn't you the waiting-room to yourself?"
"My witin'-room was the street, gov'nor."
"Well, I must have a sheet or two as soon as you can stick them in the
post; three or four would be safer, and at least a couple of his
envelopes, in case of accidents. Now tell me everything that happened;
and perhaps you _shall_ have a drink before you go."
There was no light that night in the window with the broken pane pasted
over with newspaper; next day it was mended properly, and the sodden
billycock removed from the roof before Alfred Croucher awoke from his
innocent and protracted slumbers in the crime doctor's patent chamber of
perpetual peace.
His first impression was that some mysterious miracle had been performed
expressly for his behoof. He must have been drunk to have slept so
sound, and yet he had none of the disagreeable sensations which a long
experience associated with the ordinary orgy. He felt profoundly rested
and refreshed; never had he lain in so luxurious a bed; and the air was
faintly scented, subtly soothing, and there was plenty of it, yet not a
sound except the gentle stirring of his own breathing body between the
sheets. His palate was clean and cool beyond belief. He opened his eyes,
and saw a plain room sharp as crystal to the sight: not the bronze
bedchamber that he suddenly remembered, but the same place steeped in
purest sunshine, and ten thousand times fairer for the change.
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