United States -- History -- Civil War, 1861-1865 -- Fiction
“Howdy, Cap,” retorted the other. “Wal, suh, that last lot was an extry,
fo' sure. As clean a lot as ever I seed. Not a lump on 'em. Gov'ment
ain't cheated much on them there at one-eighty a head, I reckon.”
Mr. Ford said this with such an air of conviction and such a sober face
that the Captain smiled. And at the same time he glanced down nervously
at the new line of buttons on his chest.
“I guess I know a mule from a Newfoundland dog by this time,” said he.
“Wal, I jest reckon,” asserted Mr. Ford, with a loud laugh. “Cap'n
Wentworth, allow me to make you acquainted with Mr. Hopper. Mr. Hopper,
Cap'n Wentworth.”
The Captain squeezed Mr. Hoppers hand with fervor. “You interested in
mules, Mr. Hopper?” asked the military man.
“I don't cal'late to be,” said. Mr. Hopper. Let us hope that our worthy
has not been presented as being wholly without a sense of humor. He
grinned as he looked upon this lamb in the uniform of Mars, and added,
“I'm just naturally patriotic, I guess. Cap'n, 'll you have a drink?”
“And a segar,” added Mr. Ford.
“Just one,” says the Captain. “It's d--d tiresome lookin' at mules all
day in the sun.”
Well for Mr. Davitt that his mission work does not extend to Bremen,
that the good man's charity keeps him at the improvised hospital down
town. Mr. Hopper has resigned the superintendency of his Sunday School,
it is true, but he is still a pillar of the church.
The young officer leans against the bar, and listens to stories by
Mr. Ford, which it behooves no church members to hear. He smokes Mr.
Hopper's cigar and drinks his whiskey. And Eliphalet understands that
the good Lord put some fools into the world in order to give the smart
people a chance to practise their talents. Mr. Hopper neither drinks nor
smokes, but he uses the spittoon with more freedom in this atmosphere.
When at length the Captain has marched out, with a conscious but manly
air, Mr. Hopper turns to Ford--“Don't lose no time in presenting them
vouchers at headquarters,” says he. “Money is worth something now. And
there's grumbling about this Department in the Eastern papers, If we
have an investigation, we'll whistle. How much to-day?”
“Three thousand,” says Mr. Ford. He tosses off a pony of Bourbon, but
his face is not a delight to look upon, “Hopper, you'll be a d--d rich
man some day.”
“I cal'late to.”
“I do the dirty work. And because I ain't got no capital, I only get
four per cent.”
“Don't one-twenty a day suit you?”
“You get blasted near a thousand. And you've got horse contracts, and
blanket contracts besides. I know you. What's to prevent my goin' south
when the vouchers is cashed?” he cried. “Ain't it possible?”
“I presume likely,” said Mr. Hopper, quietly. “Then your mother'll have
to move out of her little place.”
CHAPTER II. NEWS FROM CLARENCE
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