United States -- History -- Civil War, 1861-1865 -- Fiction
Was there ever, in all this wide country, a good cook who was not a
tyrant? Uncle Ben Carvel was a veritable emperor in his own domain; and
the Colonel himself, had he desired to enter the kitchen, would have
been obliged to come with humble and submissive spirit. As for Virginia,
she had had since childhood more than one passage at arms with Uncle
Ben. And the question of who had come off victorious had been the
subject of many a debate below stairs.
There were a few days in the year, however, when Uncle Ben permitted
the sanctity of his territory to be violated. One was the seventh of
December. On such a day it was his habit to retire to the broken chair
beside the sink (the chair to which he had clung for five-and-twenty
years). There he would sit, blinking, and carrying on the while an
undercurrent of protests and rumblings, while Miss Virginia and other
young ladies mixed and chopped and boiled and baked and gossiped. But
woe to the unfortunate Rosetta if she overstepped the bounds of respect!
Woe to Ned or Jackson or Tato, if they came an inch over the threshold
from the hall beyond! Even Aunt Easter stepped gingerly, though she was
wont to affirm, when assisting Miss Jinny in her toilet, an absolute
contempt for Ben's commands.
“So Ben ordered you out, Mammy?” Virginia would say mischievously.
“Order me out! Hugh! think I'se skeered o' him, honey? Reckon I'd frail
'em good ef he cotched hole of me with his black hands. Jes' let him try
to come upstairs once, honey, an' see what I say to 'm.”
Nevertheless Ben had, on one never-to-be-forgotten occasion, ordered
Mammy Easter out, and she had gone. And now, as she was working the beat
biscuits to be baked that evening, Uncle Ben's eye rested on her with
suspicion.
What mere man may write with any confidence of the delicacies which
were prepared in Uncle's kitchen that morning? No need in those days of
cooking schools. What Southern lady, to the manner born, is not a cook
from the cradle? Even Ben noted with approval Miss Virginia's scorn for
pecks and pints, and grunted with satisfaction over the accurate pinches
of spices and flavors which she used. And he did Miss Eugenie the honor
to eat one of her praleens.
That night came Captain Lige Brent, the figure of an eager and
determined man swinging up the street, and pulling out his watch under
every lamp-post. And in his haste, in the darkness of a midblock, he
ran into another solid body clad in high boots and an old army overcoat,
beside a wood wagon.
“Howdy, Captain,” said he of the high boots.
“Well, I just thought as much,” was the energetic reply; “minute I seen
the rig I knew Captain Grant was behind it.”
He held out a big hand, which Captain Grant clasped, just looking at
his own with a smile. The stranger was Captain Elijah Brent of the
'Louisiana'.
“Now,” said Brent, “I'll just bet a full cargo that you're off to the
Planters' House, and smoke an El Sol with the boys.”
Mr. Grant nodded. “You're keen, Captain,” said he.
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