While they rested the Thin Woman advised the children on many
important matters. She never addressed her discourse to both of
them at once, but spoke first to Seumas on one subject and then
to Brigid on another subject; for, as she said, the things which
a boy must learn are not those which are necessary to a girl. It
is particularly important that a man should understand how to
circumvent women, for this and the capture of food forms the basis
of masculine wisdom, and on this subject she spoke to Seumas. It
is, however, equally urgent that a woman should be skilled to
keep a man in his proper place, and to this thesis Brigid gave an
undivided attention.
She taught that a man must hate all women before he is able to
love a woman, but that he is at liberty, or rather he is under
express command, to love all men because they are of his kind.
Women also should love all other women as themselves, and they
should hate all men but one man only, and him they should seek to
turn into a woman, because women, by the order of their beings,
must be either tyrants or slaves, and it is better they should
be tyrants than slaves. She explained that between men and women
there exists a state of unremitting warfare, and that the endeavour
of each sex is to bring the other to subjection; but that women
are possessed by a demon called Pity which severely handicaps
their battle and perpetually gives victory to the male, who is
thus constantly rescued on the very ridges of defeat. She said
to Seumas that his fatal day would dawn when he loved a woman,
because he would sacrifice his destiny to her caprice, and she
begged him for love of her to beware of all that twisty sex. To
Brigid she revealed that a woman’s terrible day is upon her when
she knows that a man loves her, for a man in love submits only to
a woman, a partial, individual and temporary submission, but a
woman who is loved surrenders more fully to the very god of love
himself, and so she becomes a slave, and is not alone deprived of
her personal liberty, but is even infected in her mental processes
by this crafty obsession. The fates work for man, and therefore,
she averred, woman must be victorious, for those who dare to war
against the gods are already assured of victory: this being the law
of life, that only the weak shall conquer. The limit of strength
is petrifaction and immobility, but there is no limit to weakness,
and cunning or fluidity is its counsellor. For these reasons, and
in order that life might not cease, women should seek to turn their
husbands into women; then they would be tyrants and their husbands
would be slaves, and life would be renewed for a further period.
As the Thin Woman proceeded with this lesson it became at last so
extremely complicated that she was brought to a stand by the knots,
so she decided to resume their journey and disentangle her argument
when the weather became cooler.
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