She stooped and kissed Eloise, who heard her next in the kitchen talking
to Mrs. Biggs, first of rubber bands and massage, and then of the
Rummage Sale. When she was gone Mrs. Biggs came in and sat down and
began to give her opinion of the Rummage Sale, and massage and rubber
bands, and first the Rummage. A good way to get rid of truck, and Ruby
Ann said they took everything. She had a lot of old chairs and a warming
pan and foot-stove, and she s'posed she might give the spotted brown and
white calico wrapper which Eloise had worn. It was faded and out of
style. Yes, on the whole, she'd give the wrapper. She never liked it
very well, she said; and then she spoke of the rubber band Ruby Ann had
recommended instead of wormwood and vinegar, and of which she did not
approve. What did Ruby Ann know? though, to be sure, she was old enough.
How old did Eloise think she was? Eloise had not given her age a
thought, but, pressed for an answer, ventured the reply that she might
be verging on to thirty.
"Verging on to thirty! More likely verging on to forty," Mrs. Biggs
said, with a savage click of the needles with which she was knitting Tim
a sock. "I know her age, if she does try to look young and wear a sailor
hat, and ride a wheel in a short gown! I'd laugh to see me ridin' a
wheel, and there ain't so much difference between us neither. I know,
for we went to school together. She was a little girl, to be sure, and
sat on the low seat and learnt her a-b-c's. I was four or five years
older, and sat on a higher seat with Amy Crompton, till the Colonel took
her from the district school and kep' her at home with a governess."
Mrs. Biggs was very proud of the acquaintance she had had with Amy
Crompton, when the two played together under the trees which shaded the
school-house the Colonel had built as _expiatory_ years before, and she
continued: "Amy, you know, is the half-cracked lady at the Crompton
House who sent the hat and slippers. She's been married twice,--run away
the first time. My land! what a stir there was about it, and what a high
hoss the Colonel rode. Who her second was nobody knows,--some scamp by
the name of Smith,--that's your name, and a good one, too, but about the
commonest in the world, I reckon. There's four John Smiths in town, and
Joel Smith, who brings my milk, and George Smith I buy aigs of, and
forty odd more. They say the Colonel hates the name like pisen. Won't
have anybody work for him by that name. Dismissed his milkman because he
was a Smith, and between you and I, I b'lieve half his opposition to you
was your name. Why, it's like a red rag to a bull."
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