Thus encouraged, Mrs. Biggs began a description of the lawn party which
she was too young to remember, although she was there with her mother,
and had a faint recollection of music and candy and lights in the trees,
and an attack of colic the night after as a result of overeating.
"But, my land!" she said, "that was nothin' to the blow-out on Amy's
sixteenth birthday. The Colonel had kep' her pretty close after he took
her from school. She had a governess and she had a maid, but I must say
she didn't seem an atom set up, and was just as nice when she met us
girls. 'Hello, Betsey,' she'd say to me. That's my name, Betsey, but I
call myself 'Lisbeth. 'Hello, Betsey,' I can hear her now, as she
cantered past on her pony, in her long blue ridin' habit. Sometimes
she'd come to the school-house and set on the grass under the apple
trees and chew gum with us girls. That was before her party, which beat
anything that was ever seen in Crompton, or will be again. The avenue
and yard and stables were full of carriages, and there were eighteen
waiters besides the _canterer_ from Boston."
"The what?" Eloise asked, and Mrs. Biggs replied, "The _canterer_, don't
you know, the man who sees to things and brings the vittles and his
waiters. They say he alone cost the Colonel five hundred dollars; but,
my land! that's no more for him than five dollars is for me. He fairly
swims in money. Such dresses you never seen as there was there that
night, and such bare necks and arms, with a man at the door, a man at
the head of the stairs to tell 'em where to go, and one in the
gentlemen's room, and two girls in the ladies' rooms to button their
gloves and put on their dancing pumps. The carousin' lasted till
daylight, and a tireder, more worn-out lot of folks than we was you
never seen. I was nearly dead."
"Were you there?' Eloise asked, with a feeling that there was some
incongruity between the Crompton party and Mrs. Biggs, who did not care
to say that she was one of the waitresses who buttoned gloves and put on
the dancing pumps in the dressing-room.
"Why, yes, I was there," she said at last, "though I wasn't exactly in
the doin's. I've never danced since I was dipped and jined the church.
Do you dance, or be you a perfessor?"
Eloise had to admit that she did dance and was not a professor, although
she hoped to be soon.
"What persuasion?" was Mrs. Biggs's next question, and Eloise replied,
"I was baptized in the Episcopal Church in Rome."
"The one in York State, I s'pose, and not t'other one across the seas?"
Mrs. Biggs suggested, and Eloise answered, "Yes, the one across the seas
in Italy."
"For goodness' sake! How you talk! You don't mean you was born there?"
Mrs. Biggs exclaimed, with a feeling of added respect for one who was
actually born across the seas. "Do you remember it, and did you know the
Pope and the King?"
Eloise said she did not remember being born, nor did she know the Pope
or the King.
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