"Dogvane, what has the child been doing that you have imprisoned him in
this way?"
"Why, sir," said Mr Weevil, the purser, "it is a vagary of Lennox's.
The child was certainly nearly overboard to-day, so, for fear of
accidents, he has chosen to coop him up in this fantastical manner, as
if he had been a turkey."
"Poo, poo--release him. Here, Dicky, come out, will you?"
I undid the latch, and the little fellow crept out on all-fours. As
soon as he was at large, he laid hold of the cage, and would have
thrown it overboard, if I had not prevented him.
"No, no, Master Dicky, it is a good idea of Lennox's; and mind,
whenever you are a bad boy, in you go again."
"I was not bad boy," said the urchin; "Lennox' big mens were bad boy."
"How, Dicky, how?"
"Oh, dem shame poor Quacco--see, see, dere."
I looked forward, and noticed Quacco coming on deck through the
fore-hatchway, a very extraordinary-looking figure certainly. It
seemed that our sable friend had missed muster twice running; so the
men thought they would fall on a method of curing him; but before they
could put it in force, they had to imprison poor little Dicky, who was
much attached to the negro, and evinced great grief when they commenced
operations.
Their plan was this. They got some molasses, and anointed his woolly
pate as he slept, and then, with the cook's dredging-box, they
plastered the same over with flour, and left him in his hammock, in
place of rousing him out to take his morning watch. They thus
converted his pate into a regular cockroach trap, for those horrible
beetles crowded from all corners of the 'tween-decks, and settling down
on the molasses and flour, soon got their feet entangled and their
wings besmeared in such a way that they could not start either tack or
sheet, but were glued in a living web of abomination to the poor
devil's head. I took Dicky in my arms, and Quacco toddled aft.
Although I was angry, I could not help laughing at the figure he cut,
with his white head, like a large cauliflower, bespangled, not with
bees, but with large brown beetles, who were fluttering with their
wings, and shaking their long feelers or antennae, and struggling to
get their legs out of the bog of treacle and flour; while the poor
fellow, half asleep, was as yet in a great measure unconscious of his
situation. At this nick, Old Lanyard came on deck.
"Who has done this? I say, men, if you make a beast of the poor devil
in this way again, mind your hands--that's all. Here, cook, take
Quacco into the bows, and let your mate scrub him clean."
"Why, we shall have to cut his wool out, sir."
"Hair, if you please, Massa Draining," interjected the culprit himself;
"sheep hab wool--black gentleman wear hair."
"Yes, and he should pay the powder tax," said I, laughing against my
will.
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