"Well," at length said he, "I don't believe in fetish--now dat I is
among whiteman Christian. So I will tank you, Massa Draining, to hand
me over my chocolate."
But I noticed that the devil a drop would he take into his mouth,
although he made believe to drink it. The jest went on--at length
there was a calm, when who should again break ground but Serjeant
Quacco--who made a last attempt to laugh off the whole affair.
"But where de debil _can_ he be?" said he, almost involuntarily--"gone,
sure enough."
"Oh--oh--oh--" sung out all hands once more, with their fists stuck
into their midriffs.
"Oh, that vile fetish," screamed Lennox; "we must all be
bewitched--Quacco, we are all bewitched.'"
"Bewitch!" responded the black Serjeant, jumping off the deck, and now
at his wit's end; "and I believe it is so. I hab pain in my tomak
too--just dis moment--oh, wery sharp!"
"Confound your fetish," groaned the old cook; "it was just as you stuck
those chips of cedarwood into the fire--precisely at the wery moment I
snuffed the delicious smell of them, that I saw the devil himself first
put his ugly fiz up in the middle of the peas-soup, and gibber, and
twinkle his eyes, and say"----
"Say!" shouted Lennox--"why did he really and truly speak, Mr
Drainings?"
"Speak!" responded he of the slush bucket--"speak! ay, as plain as I do
now."
"And what said he?" quoth Dogvane.
"Why, just as he shook off the spray from the barb at the end of his
tail, says he,--'Damme, I'm off,' says he."
"Oh, oh, oh! I am pinned through my ground tier with a harpoon,"
groaned Drainings.
"Where, in the devil's name, since we have seen him, got you those
cedar chips, Quacco?" yelled old Clinker.
A light seemed to break in on the poor Serjeant's bewildered mind.
"Chip, chip!--where I get dem chip?" Here the poor fellow gave an
idiotic laugh, as if he had been all abroad. "I get dem from Corporal
Lennox, to be sure,"--and he turned his eyes with the most intense
earnestness towards the marine, who was rolling about the deck over and
over.
"Where got I the chips, did you ask, Quacco? Oh, oh, oh!--Why, Heaven
forgive me--but I am punished for it now--they are the very splinters
of your fetish, that you brought on board!"
Up started the black resetter as if bit by a rattlesnake, dancing and
jumping, "Oh, my tomack, oh, my tomack!--de fetish have get into my
tomack--de leetle debil in a my tomack. Oh, doctor, doctor!--one evil
spirit in me--oh, doctor, someting to make him fly--someting to get him
out! Doctor, de debil in a my belly--physic--physic, doctor; de
strongerer de more betterer. Oh Lord!" And away he tumbled down the
fore-hatchway, roaring for Esculapius like a perfect bull of Bashan.
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