"Wery clever leetle gone, for sartain, massa; but all de caps dem
spoil, sir. See de powder--percossion dem call--quite moist, and
useless." By this time he had fitted on one of the copper caps, and
snapped the piece, but it was dumb. "I am going to fill de caps wid
fresh powder, massa; but really dis percossion powder too lively,
massa--only see"--and he gave a few grains of it a small tip with the
shank of the bullet mould, when it instantly flashed up.
"Master Quacco," said I, "mind your hand; that is dangerous stuff.
Tell Mr Flamingo to be wary also, or he will be shooting people, for it
is wrong mixed, I am certain."
"Wery trang, wery trang for sartain, massa--but no fear in my hand--for
I is armourer, as well as waiting gentleman--oh, ebery ting is I
Quacco."
"Confound your self-conceit."
Here Flamingo and Twig came in.
"Good morning, Mr Brail."
"Good morning."
"All ready for the start, I see," said Twig. "Why, Felix, what is Mr
Brail's man doing with your gun?"
"Cleaning it, and filling these caps anew with fresh percussion powder:
the old has mildewed, or got damp, he tells me. Indeed, the last time
I shot, it was not one in three that exploded."
"Mind how you play with those caps," said I; but before I could
proceed----
"Sally, make haste and get breakfast," bawled Twig. "_Do you hear?_"
"Yes, massa," squeaked Sal from the profundities of the back premises.
"Why, Felix," continued our friend, "there has been another burglary
last night: My _spleuchan_, as Rory Macgregor calls it, has been
ravished of its treasures."
"How poetical you are this morning!--mounted on your Pegasus, I see,"
rejoined Felix.
"Better that than the horned animal that led me such a dance
yesterday," quoth his friend, laughing. "But, joking apart, your man
Twister must have mistaken my tobacco for his own: He has emptied my
tobacco-pouch, as sure as fate, for none of my own people _eat_ it; and
the fellow has always that capacious hole in his ugly phiz filled with
it--with my prime patent chewing tobacco, as I am a gentleman."
"Really," said Felix, who detested tobacco in all shapes, as I learned
afterwards, with an accent conveying as clearly as if he had said
it--"I am deuced glad to hear it." Then, "Confound it, are we never to
get breakfast? But when did you miss it, Jacob?"
"Why, when we got out to ride over Mount Diablo, at the time the boys
were leading the gig-horses;--don't you recollect that I had to borrow
Twister's spurs, as Dare-devil always requires a persuader when a
donkey is in the path, and there were half-a-dozen, you know? So,
stooping to adjust them, out tumbled my spleuchan, it appears. I did
not know it at the time, indeed not until we were getting into the gig
again, when Twister handed the pouch, that was so well filled when it
dropped, as lank and empty as your own carcass, Flam."
"Poo, poo! what does it signify?" said his ally. "A fair exchange,
Twig--tobacco for spurs, you know--a simple _quid pro quo_."
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