"Oh no, oh no,--ho, ho, ho," chuckled Tooraloo.
"What the deuce are you laughing at?" said I, a good deal surprised.
Being a silent sort of fellow his peculiarity had not been so
noticeable before.
"Laugh--laugh--ho, ho, he. I am not laughing, sir--quite serious--he,
he, ho."
"It is a way Mr Tooraloo has got," said Lennox, smiling.
"Oh, I see it is."
"I am sure there will be no disappointment this time, sir,--_now_,
since Big Claw is out of the way,--ho, ho, ho,"--quoth Toby.
"Big Claw--who is Big Claw?" said I.
"An Indian _chief_, sir, and one of our _chief_ traders,--he, he,
ho,--and best customer, sir,--ho, ho, he,--but turned rogue at last,
sir, rogue at last--he, he, he--left my mate with him, and Tom the
Indian boy, voyage before last--he, he, he--and when I came back, he
had cheated them both. Oh dear, if we did not lose fifty weight of
shell,--ho, ho, he."
"And was that all?" said I.
"_That was all_--ho, ho, he," replied Toby.
"Your mate was ill used, you said, by Big Claw?"
"Yes,--ho, ho, he."
"As how, may I ask?"
"Oh, Big Claw _cut_ his throat, _that's all_--ho, ho, ho."
"_All_? rather uncivil, however," said I.
"_Very_, sir,"--quoth Toby,--"he, he, he."
"And why did he cut his throat?"
"Because he made free with one of Big Claw's wives--ho, ho."
"So--that was not the thing, certainly; and what became of the wife?"
"Cut _her_ throat, too--ha, ha, ha!"--as if this had been the funniest
part of the whole story.
"The devil he did!" said I. "What a broth of a boy this same Big Claw
must be; and Indian Tom, I see him on board here?"
"Cut _his_ throat too though--ho ho, ho--but _he_ recovered."
"Why, I supposed as much, since he is waiting behind your chair there,
captain. And what became of this infernal Indian bravo--this Master
Big Claw, as you call him?"
"Cut his _own_ throat--ha, ha, ha!--cut his own throat, the very day we
arrived, by Gom, ha, ha, ha! ooro! looro! hooro;" for this being a sort
of climax, he treated us with an extra rumblification in his gizzard,
at the end of it.
Here we all joined in honest Tooraloo's ha, ha, ha!--for the absurdity
of the way in which the story was screwed out of him, no mortal could
stand--a story that, on the face of it at first, bore simply to have
_eventuated_ in the paltry loss of fifty pounds' weight of
turtle-shell; but which in reality involved the destruction of no fewer
than three fellow creatures, and the grievous maiming of a fourth.
"_That's all_, indeed!"
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