The Cruise of the "Scandal", and other storiesBridges, Victor
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The Cruise of the "Scandal", and other stories
Bridges, Victor
English fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, English
He viciously dug out a hole with his heel. Jack, carefully poising
the ball in his hands, stretched himself out full length, and a
painful moment of silence prevailed over the field.
Mr. Yard retired two or three steps.
"Down!" he cried hoarsely; and then, running forward, hacked at the
ball with amazing ferocity. Up it flew high over the crossbar, and,
describing a graceful curve in the air, settled down in the next
field.
There was a wild outburst of applause from the delighted Okestock
team; and Mr. Yard, mopping his forehead with his sleeve, retired to
his former position.
"If I hadn't have said to myself it was a warder's head," he
muttered, "I'd never have done it."
The game was resumed even more vigorously than before. Determined to
draw level, the soldiers hurled themselves into their task with
unsparing energy and their extra weight and strength in the scrum
began to tell its tale.
On one occasion four stalwart privates broke right through the
Okestock pack, and came thundering down the field with the ball at
their feet. A score seemed certain, but Mr. Yard, whose arduous
training as a burglar had taught him the value of strategy, saved the
situation. Just as the quartette were drawing up to him, he suddenly
rasped out in excellent imitation of a drill-sergeant the one magic
word: "Halt!"
His opponents instinctively checked themselves, and, before they
could recover, Mr. Yard had flung himself at the ball and with a
flying kick sent it hurtling into touch.
He was surprised, and for a moment alarmed, at the indignation which
his ingenious idea provoked among its immediate victims. All four of
them were appealing angrily to the referee, who, speechless with
laughter, could only shake his head and sign to them to proceed.
It was not until Mr. Yard realized that even the other members of the
regimental team were hugely enjoying their companions' discomfiture
that his fear lest he should have given himself away completely
vanished.
"Git on with the game, ye fat'eads," roared the bully corporal who
was skippering the team. Then, turning to Jack, he added admiringly:
"'Ot stuff! That's what 'e is--'ot stuff!"
Jack, who was struggling between mirth and amazement, thought it
wiser to say nothing. A moment later, however, finding himself
alongside of Tubby, he whispered hurriedly:
"I say, that was a bit thick, wasn't it?"
Tubby grinned.
The soldiers' revenge was not long in coming. From the line-out one
of them caught the ball, and flung it back to the tall, fair-haired
three-quarter, who was standing unmarked. In a moment the latter had
cut through and was galloping along the touch-line towards the
Okestock goal.
With a grunt of joy, Mr. Yard came hurrying across, and leaped at his
quarry like a tiger at a stag. In the splendour of his emotions,
however, he committed the unpardonable error of going a shade too
high.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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