The Cruise of the "Scandal", and other storiesBridges, Victor
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The Cruise of the "Scandal", and other stories
Bridges, Victor
English fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, English
With a little grunt of satisfaction Mr. Bascombe settled himself down
upon the article in question. His enjoyment of its comfortable
cushions was heightened by the remembrance of the hard wooden stool
which for five years had constituted his only form of sitting
accommodation. Half closing his eyes, he leaned back in an attitude
of luxurious abandonment. There was no one in the lounge beside
himself, the only sound that reached him being a faint murmur of
voices from the bar beyond varied once by the sharp popping of a
cork. At the latter noise a slow smile crept over the convict's
face, and once more he thoughtfully passed his tongue across his lips.
His solitude was broken by the entrance of the landlord, a
cheery-looking little man with grey side-whiskers and a slight
stammer.
"G-good morning, sir," he began; "sorry to have k-kept you waiting."
"That's all right," replied Mr. Bascombe graciously. "I want to know
if you can let me have a room."
"Oh, yes, sir--n-no difficulty about that. Just for the night, or
will you be staying for a f-f-few days?"
"I'm in no hurry," returned Mr. Bascombe, stretching himself
contentedly; then, thinking that perhaps he ought to be more
explicit, he added with a touch of native humour, "It's pleasant to
to be in a comfortable hotel again after what I've had to put up with
lately."
"Indeed, sir!" said the landlord. "Perhaps you're on a w-w-walking
tour?"
He looked round as though expecting to see the inevitable knapsack.
Mr. Bascombe interpreted the glance correctly.
"Yes," he said, "that's it. I've got my baggage coming on by train."
The landlord nodded his head.
"Nothing like walking light," he commented.
"You're right," said Mr. Bascombe, rising to his feet. "By the way,
can I have something to eat? It's a bit early, I know, but the fact
is I didn't have much of a breakfast this morning."
"Why, c-certainly, sir, of course. Lunch won't be ready till one
o'clock, but you can have anything c-c-cold, or a chop, or s-s-steak,
if you pre-prefer it."
"Ah! a steak will do me proud," said Mr. Bascombe with enthusiasm.
"A big 'un for choice, with plenty of potatoes."
"Anything to drink, sir?"
Mr. Bascombe paused a moment so as to let the full beauty of the
question sink into his understanding. Then he replied playfully:
"Well, I think a drop of Burgundy might help it down."
The landlord, whose previous experience of touring clergymen had led
him to regard them as a joyless and unprofitable brood, was delighted
at the mingled geniality and broad-mindedness of his guest. With a
"Certainly, sir; I'll fetch it you myself," he led the way across the
lounge and threw open the door of the coffee-room.
"Perhaps you'd like to g-go to your room first, sir?" he suggested.
Mr. Bascombe cast a contemplative look at his hands.
"I could do with a wash, couldn't I?" he admitted cheerfully. "Dirty
work climbing these hills."
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