The Cruise of the "Scandal", and other storiesBridges, Victor
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The Cruise of the "Scandal", and other stories
Bridges, Victor
English fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, English
I was therefore a little surprised to get a line from him on the
11th, saying that he was just off to Etretat, to see about his
uncle's funeral. "The fact is," he wrote, "the old chap had
quarrelled with everyone by the time he died, and as I'm his nearest
relation I suppose I ought to see him through. I shall be back by
the end of the week."
It was six days before I heard anything more. Then, late on Tuesday
evening, I received a wire from him at the office:
"Please come Hampstead to-morrow--lunch. Important."
Bruce lives in one of those old-fashioned three-storey houses away to
the right off the top of Haverstock Hill. I expect you know them if
you have ever been up in that direction. Standing back from the
road, with balconies, long windows, and creeper-covered fronts, they
seem to shrink in a kind of desolate dismay from the new red-brick
splendour which has gradually hemmed them in.
Heath View, the end one, is where Bruce hangs out. It belongs to an
ex-police sergeant and his wife, called Jones, and Bruce has the
whole of the two top floors. They make him very comfortable, but I
have often wondered why he doesn't take a flat. He says it is
because Mrs. Jones is the only woman in London who can cook a
mushroom omelette.
When I rang the bell the possessor of this unique talent opened the
door herself. She is a tall, good-looking woman of about forty, with
that sort of grave, respectful manner you don't often meet nowadays.
Yes, Mr. Bruce was in, she said, and expecting me. Would I go
straight up?
Bruce heard me coming, and flung open the door. He had just jumped
up from his desk, which was littered with papers and bundles of deeds
tied up by red tape. He looked flushed and a little excited.
"Come along in," he said. "I was just beginning to be afraid you
couldn't turn up."
I discarded my coat, and followed him into the room.
"I couldn't neglect such a poignant wire," I said. "What's the
matter? Have you come into a fortune?"
He laughed in a curious jerky sort of way, and just then Mrs. Jones
came in and began to lay the table for lunch.
As soon as she had gone down again, Bruce walked across to the
fire-place, and threw down his cigarette in the grate.
"I didn't get any money," he said abruptly. "The old chap left every
cent he had to Reardon, the man who published his book of travels."
"I should dispute the will," I said. "An author who leaves money to
a publisher is obviously mad."
Bruce scratched his ear for a moment in silence.
"I've got something else, though," he said at last. Then he stepped
to his desk, pulled open the drawer, and took out a small, dark green
object.
"What do you make of it?" he said, handing it to me.
I took it, and crossed to the window so as to get it in a better
light.
I am not a particularly impressionable person, but when I saw it at
close quarters I as nearly as possible dropped it.
"Good heavens," I said, "what a loathsome thing! What is it? A
monkey or a devil?"
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